T AFTER DRYDEN THREE BLESSINGS HREE brightest blessings of this thirsty race, (Whence sprung and when I don't propose to trace); Pale brandy, potent spirit of the night, Brisk soda, welcome when the morn is bright; Anonymous. OYSTER-CRABS HREE viands in three different courses TH served, Received the commendation they deserved. The first in succulence all else surpassed; AFTER DR. WATTS THE VOICE OF THE LOBSTER IS the voice of the Lobster: I heard him declare "You have baked me too brown, I must sugar my hair.' As a duck with its eyelids, so he with his nose Trims his belt and his buttons, and turns out his toes. When the sands are all dry, he is gay as a lark, And will talk in contemptuous tones of the Shark : But, when the tide rises and sharks are around, His voice has a timid and tremulous sound. "I passed by his garden, and marked, with one eye, How the Owl and the Panther were sharing a pie; The Panther took pie-crust, and gravy, and meat, While the Owl had the dish as its share of the treat. When the pie was all finished, the Owl, as a boon, Was kindly permitted to pocket the spoon; While the Panther received knife and fork with a growl, And concluded the banquet by Lewis Carroll. THE CROCODILE WOW doth the little crocodile H° Improve his shining tail, And pour the waters of the Nile How cheerfully he seems to grin, Lewis Carroll. AFTER GOLDSMITH WHEN LOVELY WOMAN W HEN lovely woman wants a favor, What earthly circumstance can save her The only way to bring him over, Phabe Cary. AFTER BURNS GAELIC SPEECH; OR, "AULD LANG SYNE" DONE UP IN TARTAN HOULD Gaelic speech be e'er forgot, SHO For she'll be spoke in Paradise In the days of auld lang syne. When Eve, all fresh in beauty's charms, The first word that he 'll spoke till her And Adam in his garden fair, He'll always for his morning teuk An' when wi' Eve he 'll had a crack, An' on the tap ye 'll well mitch mark |