AFTER COLERIDGE THE ANCIENT MARINER (The Wedding Guest's Version of the Affair from His Point of View) T is an Ancient Mariner, IT And he stoppeth one of three- "There was a ship," quoth he. "Bother your ships!" said I, "is this "The wedding breakfast has begun, We're hungry as can be — Hold off! Unhand me, longshore man!" But there was something in his eye, That made me sick and ill, Yet forced to listen to his yarn The Mariner'd had his will. While Tom and Harry went their way So queer on Fanny's wedding day Then he began, that Mariner, In one long-winded, lengthened-out, About a ship in which he'd sailed, Though whither, goodness knows, Where "ice will split with a thunder-fit," And every day it snows. And then about a precious bird Of some sort or another, That was such nonsense ever heard? Used to control the weather! Now, at this bird the Mariner And laid it low with his cross-bow- For loss of that uncommon fowl, The crew all died, or seemed to die, With that queer bird. You never heard At last one day he stood and watched And said, "I'm blest!" and so the ship And it began to rain and blow, And as it rained and blew, The dead got up and worked the ship That was a likely crew! However, somehow he escaped, And got again to land, But mad as any hatter, say, From Cornhill to the Strand. For he believes that certain folks Describing all the incidents, And painting all the scenes, As sailors will do in the tales They tell to the Marines. Confound the Ancient Mariner! Another had my place, and gave My toast; and sister Fan Said "'T was a shame. What could With that seafaring man?” I felt like one that had been stunned Through all this wrong and scorn; A sadder and a later man I rose the morrow morn. you want Anonymous I STRIKING T was a railway passenger, "Now up and bear, thou stout portèr, My two chattèls to me. "Bring hither, bring hither my bag so red, (They lie in the van, for a trusty man "And fetch me eke a cabman bold, That I may be his fare, his fare; "Now, so to thee the saints alway, As never a cab may I find this day, And now, I wis, at the Red Post Inn, Or at Unicorn Blue, or at Green Griffin, "Now rede me aright, thou stout portèr, "I have a son, a lytel son; Fleet is his foot as the wild roebuck's: Then forth in a hurry did they twain fare, "A ticket, a ticket, sir clerk, I pray : For by two of the clock must I needs away.” "That may hardly be," the clerk did say, "For indeed the clocks have struck." Charles S. Calverley. |