URS. And did they bid you tell her of it, Madam? URS. Why did you so? Doth not the gentleman As ever Beatrice shall couch upon? HERO. O God of love! I know he doth deserve All matter else seems weak: she cannot love, And therefore certainly it were not good She knew his love, lest she made sport at it. HERO. Why, you speak truth. I never yet saw man, How wise, how noble, young, how rarely-featur'd, She would swear the gentleman should be her sister; If low, an agate very vilely cut; If speaking, why, a vane blown with all winds; If silent, why, a block moved with none. URS. Sure, sure, such carping is not commendable. 1 contemning. II: E 2 turn him 'wrong side out.' * differing from. 33 ACT III Therefore let Benedick, like cover'd fire, And counsel him to fight against his passion. Always excepted my dear Claudio. URS. I pray you, be not angry with me, Madam, HERO. Indeed, he hath an excellent good name. HERO. Why, every day-to-morrow. Come, go in : URS. [aside.] She's lim'd, I warrant you: we have caught HERO [aside.] If it prove so, then loving goes by haps [Exeunt HERO and URSULA. BEATRICE advances. BEAT. What fire is in mine ears? Can this be true? 1 deportment. 2 intellectual quality. 3 taken as with bird-lime. IIO If thou dost love, my kindness shall incite thee [exit. ACT III SCENE II. LEONATO'S House. Enter DON PEDRO, CLAUDIO, BENEDICK, and LEONATO. D. PEDRO. I do but stay till your marriage be consummate, and then go I toward Arragon. CLAUD. I'll bring you thither, my Lord, if you'll vouchsafe me. D. PEDRO. Nay, that would be as great a soil in the new BENE. Gallants, I am not as I have been. 13 D. PEDRO. Hang him, truant! there's no true drop of blood in him to be truly touch'd with love: if he be sad, he wants money. BENE. I have the toothache. D. PEDRO. Draw it. BENE. Hang it ! CLAUD. You must hang it first, and draw it afterwards. D. PEDRO. What! sigh for the toothache? LEON. Where is but a humour or a worm? 20 BENE. Well, every one can master a grief but he that has it. CLAUD. Yet say I he is in love. 28 D. PEDRO. There is no appearance of fancy3 in him, unless it be a fancy that he hath to strange disguises; as to be a Dutchman to-day, a Frenchman to-morrow; or 1 2 on hearsay. as an endearment; cf. rogue, rascal, hussy, etc. 8 love. 35 ACT III in the shape of two countries at once, as a German from the waist downward, all slops, and a Spaniard from the hip upward, no doublet. Unless he have a fancy to this foolery, as it appears he hath, he is no fool for fancy, as you would have it appear he is. CLAUD. If he be not in love with some woman, there is no believing old signs: 'a brushes his hat o' mornings: what should that bode? D. PEDRO. Hath any man seen him at the barber's? CLAUD. No; but the barber's man hath been seen with him, and the old ornament of his cheek hath already stuff'd tennis-balls. LEON. Indeed, he looks younger than he did, by the loss of a beard. D. PEDRO. Nay, 'a rubs himself with civet: can you CLAUD. That's as much as to say the sweet youth's in love. 50 CLAUD. Nay, but his jesting spirit; which is now crept into a lute-string, and govern'd by stops. D. PEDRO. Indeed, that tells a heavy tale for him. Conclude, conclude he is in love. CLAUD. Nay, but I know who loves him. D. PEDRO. That would I know too: I warrant, one that knows him not. CLAUD. Yes; and his ill conditions; and, in despite of all, dies for him. 61 D. PEDRO. She shall be buried with her heels upwards.2 BENE. Yet is this no charm for the toothache. Old Signior, walk aside with me: I have studied eight or nine wise words to speak to you, which these hobbyhorses must not hear. [Exeunt BENEDICK and LEONATO. D. PEDRO. For my life, to break with him about Beatrice. CLAUD. "Tis even so. Hero and Margaret have by this play'd their parts with Beatrice; and then the two bears will not bite one another when they meet. 70 Enter JOHN the Bastard. D. JOHN. My Lord and Brother, God save you! D. PEDRO. Good den,1 Brother. D. JOHN. If your leisure serv'd, I would speak with you. D. JOHN. If it please you: yet Count Claudio may hear; CLAUD. What's the matter? D. JOHN. Means your Lordship to be married tomorrow? D. PEDRO. You know he does. 80 D. JOHN. I know not that, when he knows what I know. CLAUD. If there be any impediment, I pray you discover it. D. JOHN. You may think I love you not: let that appear hereafter, and aim better at me2 by that I now will manifest. For my brother, I think he holds you well; and in dearness of heart hath holp to effect your ensuing marriage-surely suit ill spent and labour ill bestow'd. D. PEDRO. Why, what's the matter? 90 D. JOHN. I came hither to tell you; and, circumstances shorten'd (for she hath been too long a-talking of), the lady is disloyal. CLAUD. Who? Hero? D. JOHN. Even she; Leonato's Hero, your Hero, every man's Hero. CLAUD. Disloyal! 97 D. JOHN. The word is too good to paint out her wicked think you of a Wonder not till ness; I could say she were worse: CLAUD. May this be so? D. PEDRO. I will not think it. D. JOHN. If you dare not trust that you see, confess not ACT III Sc. II |