SCENE V. Belmont. Enter Portia, Neriffa, Lorenzo, Jeffica, and Belthazar. Lor.MADAM, although I fpeak it in your prefence, have a and a true conceit But, if you knew to whom you show this honour, Por. I never did repent of doing good, Lor. Fair thoughts and happy hours attend on you! Por. I thank you for your wifh, and am well pleas'd To wish it back on you: fare you well, Jeffica. [Exe. Jef. & Lor. Now, Balthazar, As I have ever found thee honeft, true, So let me find thee ftill: take this fame letter, And use thou all th' endeavour of a man, In fpeed to Padua; fee thou render this Into my coufin's hand, doctor Bellario; And, look, what notes and garments he doth give thee, Bring them, I pray thee, with imagin'd speed Which trades to Venice: wafte no time in words, Ner. Shall they fee us? Por. They fhall, Neriffa; but in fuch a habit, [Exit. THE MERCHANT OF VENICE. 57 And wear my dagger with the braver grace; Like a fine bragging youth; and tell quaint lies, Ner. Shall we turn to men? Por. Fie! what a question's that, [Exeunt. SCENE VI. Enter Launcelot, and Jeffica. Laun. Yes, truly: for, look you, the fins of the father are to be lay'd upon the children; therefore, I promise you, I fear you. I was always plain with you; and fo now I fpeak my agitation of the matter: therefore be of good cheer; for, truly, I think, you are damn'd: there is but one hope in it that can do you any good; and that is but a kind of bastard-hope neither. Jef. And what hope is that, I pray thee? Laun. Marry, you may partly hope that your father got you not, that you are not the Jew's daughter. VOL. II. Jef. H Jef. That were a kind of baftard-hope, indeed: fo the fins of my mother should be vifited upon me. Laun. Truly, then, I fear, you are damn'd both by father and mother: thus when you fhun Scylla, your father, you fall into Charibdis, your mother: well, you are gone both ways. Jef. I fhall be faved by my husband; he hath made me a christian. Laun. Truly, the more to blame he; we were christians enough before, e'en as many as could well live one by another: this making of chriftians will raise the price of hogs; if we grow all to be porkeaters, we shall not fhortly have a rasher on the coals for money. Enter Lorenzo. Jef. I'll tell my husband, Launcelot, what you fay: here he comes. Lor. I fhall grow jealous of you shortly, Launcelot, if you thus get my wife into corners. Jef. Nay, you need not fear us, Lorenzo; Launcelot and I are out: he tells me flatly, there is no mercy for me in heav'n, because I am a Jew's daughter: and he fays, you are no good member of the commonwealth; for, in converting Jews to chriftians, you raise the price of pork. Lor. I fhall answer that better to the commonwealth than you can the getting up of the negro's belly: the Moor is with child by you, Launcelot. Laun. It is much that the Moor fhould be more than reason: but if fhe be less than an honeft woman, fhe is, indeed, more than I took her for. Lor. How every fool can play upon a word! I think, the best grace of wit will fhortly turn into filence; and discourse grow commendable in none but parrots. Go in, firrah, bid them prepare for dinner. Laun. That is done, fir; they have all stomachs. Lor. Good lord, what a witsnapper are you! then bid them prepare dinner. Laun. That is done too, fir; only cover is the word. Laun. Laun. Not fo, fir, neither; I know my duty. Lor. Yet more quarrelling with occafion! wilt thou show the whole wealth of thy wit in an instant? I pray thee, understand a plain man in his plain meaning: go to thy fellows, bid them cover the table, ferve in the meat, and we will come in to dinner. Laun. For the table, fir, it fhall be ferv'd in; for the meat, In reafon he should never come to heav'n. Why, if two gods fhould play fome heav'nly match, Lor. Even fuch a husband Haft thou of me, as fhe is for a wife. Jef. Nay, but afk my opinion too of that. Jef. Well, I'll fet you forth. H 2 [Exeunt. ACT |