Sunk down her nose, or seam'd her face? 'tis a common case.
O, Peter! beauty's but a varnish,
Which time and accidents will tarnish: But Celia has contriv'd to blast
Those beauties that might ever last. Nor can imagination guess, Nor eloquence divine express, How that ungrateful charming maid My purest passion has betray'd: Conceive the most envenom'd dart To pierce an injur'd lover's heart. Why, hang her; though she seem so coy, I know she loves the barber's boy. Friend Peter, this I could excuse, For every nymph has leave to choose; Nor have I reason to complain, She loves a more deserving swain. But, oh! how ill hast thou divin'd A crime, that shocks all human kind; A deed unknown to female race, At which the sun should hide his face; Advice in vain you would apply- Then leave me to despair and die. Ye kind Arcadians, on my urn These elegies and sonnets burn; And on the marble grave these rhymes, A monument to after-times-
"Here Cassy 'lies, by Celia slain, And dying never told his pain."
Vain empty world, farewell. But hark, The loud Cerberian triple bark: And there-behold Alecto stand, A whip of scorpions in her hand: Lo, Charon, from his leaky wherry Beckoning to waft me o'er the ferry,
I come! I come! Medusa see Her serpent's hiss direct at me. Begone; unhand me, hellish fry: "Avaunt-ye cannot say 'twas I." *
Dear Cassy, thou must purge and bleed; I fear thou wilt be mad indeed. But now, by friendship's sacred laws, I here conjure thee, tell the cause; And Celia's horrid fact relate:
Thy friend would gladly share thy fate. To force it out, my heart must rend; Yet when conjur'd by such a friend- Think, Peter, how my soul is rack'd! These eyes, these eyes, beheld the fact. Now bend thine ear, since out it must But, when thou seest me laid in dust, The secret thou shalt ne'er impart, Not to the nymph that keeps thy heart; (How would her virgin soul bemoan A crime to all her sex unknown!) Nor whisper to the tattling reeds The blackest of all female deeds; Nor blab it on the lonely rocks, Where Echo sits, and listening mocks; Nor let the Zephyr's treacherous gale Through Cambridge waft the direful tale; Nor to the chattering feather'd race Discover Celia's foul disgrace. But, if you fail, my spectre dread, Attending nightly round your bed- And yet I dare confide in you; So take my secret, and adieu. No wonder how I lost my wits: Oh! Celia, Celia, Celia, sh― !
A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG NYMPH GOING TO BED.
WRITTEN FOR THE HONOUR OF THE FAIR SEX.
CORINNA, pride of Drury-lane,
For whom no shepherd sighs in vain; Never did Covent-Garden boast So bright a batter'd strolling toast! No drunken rake to pick her up ; No cellar where on tick to sup; Returning at the midnight hour, Four stories climbing to her bower; Then, seated on a three-legg'd chair, Takes off her artificial hair; Now picking out a crystal eye, She wipes it clean, and lays it by. Her eyebrows from a mouse's hide Stuck on with art on either side, Pulls off with care, and first displays 'em, Then in a play-book smoothly lays 'em. Now dextrously her plumpers draws, That serve to fill her hollow jaws, Untwists a wire, and from her gums A set of teeth completely comes; Pulls out the rags contriv'd to prop Her flabby dugs, and down they drop. Proceeding on, the lovely goddess Unlaces next her steel-ribb'd bodice, Which, by the operator's skill, Press down the lumps, the hollows fill.
Up goes her hand, and off she slips The bolsters that supply her hips; With gentlest touch she next explores Her chancres, issues, running sores; Effects of many a sad disaster, And then to each applies a plaster: But must, before she goes to bed, Rub off the daubs of white and red, And smooth the furrows in her front With greasy paper stuck upon't. She takes a bolus ere she sleeps ; And then between two blankets creeps. With pains of love tormented lies Or, if she chance to close her eyes, Of Bridewell and the Compter dreams, And feels the lash, and faintly screams;' Or, by a faithless bully drawn, At some hedge-tavern lies in pawn; Or to Jamaica seems transported * Alone, and by no planter courted; Or, near Fleet-ditch's oozy brinks, Surrounded with a hundred stinks, Belated, seems on watch to lie, And snap some cully passing by; Or, struck with fear, her fancy runs On watchmen, constables, and duns, From whom she meets with frequent rubs But never from religious clubs. Whose favour she is sure to find, Because she pays them all in kind. Corinna wakes. A dreadful sight!
Et longam incomitata videtur
Ire viam, Ed. 1772.
Behold the ruins of the night! A wicked rat her plaster stole, Half eat, and dragg'd it to his hole. The crystal eye, alas! was miss'd; And puss had on her plumpers p-ss'd. A pigeon pick'd her issue-peas:
And Shock her tresses fill'd with fleas. The nymph, though in this mangled plight, Must every morn her limbs unite. But how shall I describe her arts To re-collect the scatter'd parts ? Or show the anguish, toil, and pain, Of gathering up herself again? The bashful Muse will never bear In such a scene to interfere. Corinna, in the morning dizen'd,
Who sees, will spew; who smells, be poison'd.
Of Chloe all the town has rung, By every size of poets sung: So beautiful a nymph appears But once in twenty thousand years; By Nature form'd with nicest care, And faultless to a single hair.
Her graceful mien, her shape, and face, Confess'd her of no mortal race: And then so nice, and so genteel;
Such cleanliness from head to heel;
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