would have clapt in the clowt at twelve score, and carried you a fore-hand shaft a fourteen and fourteen and a half, that it would have done a man's heart good to fee.How a score of ewes now? Sil. Thereafter as they be: a score of good ewes may be worth ten pounds. Shal. And is old Double dead ? Enter Bardolph, and Page. I think. Shal. I am Robert Shallow, Sir, a poor Esquire of this Country, one of the King's Justices of the peace: what is your good pleasure with me? Bard. My captain, Sir, commends him to you: my captain Sir John Falstaff; a tall gentleman, by heav'n! and a moft gallant leader. Shal. He greets me well: Sir, I knew him a good back-sword man. How doth the good Knight? may I ask, how my lady his wife doth ? Bard. Sir, pardon, a soldier is better accommodated than with a wife. Shal. It is well said, Sir; and it is well faid, indeed, too : better accommodated-it is good, yea, indeed, is it; good phrases, surely, are, and ever were, very commendable. Accommodated it comes of accommodo ; very good, a good phrase. Bard. Pardon me, Sir, I have heard the word. Phrafe, call you it? by this day, I know not the phrase: but I will maintain the word with my sword, to be a soldier-like word, and a word of exceeding good command. Accommodated, that is, when a man is, as they say, accommodated; or, when a man man is, being whereby he may be thought to be accommodated, which is an excellent thing. SCEN E V. Enter Falstaff. Shal, IT is very juft: look, here comes good Sir John. : give me your Worship's good hand: trust me, you look well, and bear your years very well. Welcome, good Sir John. Fal. I am glad to see you well, good master Robert Shallow : Master Sure-card, as I think, Shal. No, Sir John, it is my cousin Silence; in Commission with me. Fal. Good master Silence, it well befits, you should be of the peace. Sil. Your good Worship is welcome. Fal. Fie, this is hot weather, gentlemen; have you provided me here half a dozen of sufficient men ? Shal. Marry, have we, Sir : will you fit ? Shal. Where's the roll ? where's the roll ? where's the roll? let me see, let me see, let me see : so, so, so, fo: yea, marry, Sir. Ralph Mouldy:--let them appear as I call : let them do so, let them do so. Let me fee, where is Mouldy? Moul. Here, if it please you. Shal. What think you, Sir John? a good limb'd fellow : young, strong, and of good friends. Fal. Is thy name Mouldy ? Shal. Ha, ha, ha, most excellent, i'faith. Things, that are mouldy, lack use: very singular good. Well said, Sir John, very well said. Fal. Prick him. haye H4 have let me alone: my old dame will be undone now or one to do her husbandry, and her drudgery; you need not to have prickt me; there are other men fitter to go out than I. Fal. Go to: peace, Mouldy, you shall go. Mouldy, it is time you were spent. Moul. Spent? Shal. Peace,' fellow, peace: stand aside: know you where you are ? for the other, Sir John. Let me see: Simon Shadow. Fal. Ay, marry, let me have him to sit under : he's like to be a cold soldier. Shal. Where's Shadow ? Fal. Thy mother's son! like enough; and thy father's shadow: so the son of the female is the shadow of the male: it is often fo, indeed, but not of the fa. ther's substance. Shal. Do you like him, Sir John ? Fal. Shadow will serve for summer; prick him; for we have a number of shadows do fill up the mufter-book. Shal. Thomas Wart. Fal. It were superfluous; for his apparel is built upon his back, and the whole frame stands upon pins; prick him no more. Shal. Ha, ha, ha, you can do it, Sir; you can do it : I commend you well. Francis Feeble. Feeble. Here, Sir. Feeble no more. Feeble. A woman's tailor, Sir. Fal. You may: but if he had been a man's tailor, he would have prick'd you. Wilt thou make as many holes in an enemy's battel, as thou hast done in a woman's petticoat? Feeble. I will do my good will, Sir; you can have Fal. Well said, good woman's tailor; well faid, courageous Feeble : thou wilt be as valiant as the wrathful Dove, or most magnanimous mouse. Prick the woman's tailor well, master Shallow, deep, master Shallow. Feeble. I would, Wart might have gone, Sir. Fal. I would, thou wert a man's tailor, that thou might'st mend him, and make him fit to go. I cannot put him to be a private soldier, that is the leader of so many thousands. Let that suffice, most forcible Feeble. Feeble. It shall suffice. Fal. I am bound to thee, reverend Feeble. Who is the next? Shal. Peter Bull-calf of the Green. Fal. Trust me, a likely fellow. Come, prick me Bull-calf, till he roar again. Bul. Oh, good my lord captain,- Bul. A whorelon Cold, Sir; a cough, Sir, which I caught with ringing in the King's affairs, upon his Coronation-day, Sir. Fal. Come, thou shalt go to the wars in a gown: we will have away thy Cold, and I will take such order that thy friends shall ring for thee. Is here all ? Shal. There is two more called than your number, you must have but four here, Sir; and fo, I pray you, go in with me to dinner. Fal. Come, I will go drink with you, but I cannot tarry dinner. I am glad to see you, in good troth, master Shallow. Shal. O, Sir John, do you remember since we lay all night in the wind-mill in Saint George's fields ? Fal. No more of that, good master Shallow, no more of that. Shal. Ha! it was a merry night. And is Jane Night-work alive? Fal. She lives, master Shallow. Fal. Never, never: she would always say, she could not abide master Shallow. Shal. By the mass, I could anger her to the heart: she was then a Bona-roba. Doth she hold her own well? Fal. Old, old, master Shallow. Shal. Nay, she must be old, she cannot chuse but be old; certain, she's old, and had Robin Night-work by old Night-work, before I came to Clement's Inn. Sil. That's fifty-five years ago. Shal. Ha, cousin Silence, that thou hadst seen That, that this knight and I have seen!hah, Sir John, said I well ? Fal. We have heard the chimes at midnight, Mafter Shallow. Shal. That we have, that we have, in faith, Sir John, we have : our watch-word was, hem, boys.Come, let's to dinner; Oh, the days that we have feen! come, come. Bul. Good master corporate Bardolph, stand my friend, and here is four Harry ten shillings in French Crowns for you: very truth, Sir, I had as lief be hang'd, Sir, as go; and yet for my own part, Sių, , I do not care, but rather because I am unwilling, and for mine own part, have a desire to stay with my friends ; in |