On his virtues hold forth; 'tis the very And say of the man what all honest men say. But if, still obdurate, your anger remains,
If still your foul bosom more rancour contains; Say then more than they; nay, lavishly flatter, 'Tis your gross panegyrics alone can bespatter: For thine, my dear Dick, give me leave to speak plain,
mops, dirty more than they clean.
YE paltry underlings of state, Ye senators, who love to prate ; Ye rascals of inferior note, Who for a dinner sell a vote? Ye pack of pensionary peers, Whose fingers itch for poets' ears; Ye bishops, far remov'd from saints, Why all this rage? Why these complaints? Why against printers all this noise? This summoning of blackguard boys? Why so sagacious in your guesses? Your effs, and tees, and arrs, and esses? Take my advice; to make you safe, I know a shorter way by half. The point is plain; remove the cause; Defend your liberties and laws.
Be sometimes to your country true, Have once the public good in view: Bravely despise champaign at court,
And choose to dine at home with port:
Let prelates, by their good behaviour, Convince us they believe a Saviour;
Nor sell what they so dearly bought, This country, now their own, for nought. Ne'er did a true satiric muse
Virtue or Innocence abuse
And 'tis against poetic rules. To rail at men, by nature fools: But
ON POETRY. A RHAPSODY.* 1733.
ALL human race would fain be wits, And millions miss for one that hits. Young's universal passion, pride, Was never known to spread so wide. Say, Britain, could you ever boast Three poets in an age at most? Our chilling climate hardly bears A sprig of bays in fifty years; While every fool his claim alleges, As if it grew in common hedges. What reason can there be assign'd For this perverseness in the mind ? Brutes find out where their talents lie: A bear will not attempt to fly; A founder'd horse will oft' debate, Before he tries a five-barr'd gate; A dog by instinct turns aside, Who sees the ditch too deep and wide.
But man we find the only creature Who, led by folly, combats Nature; Who, when she loudly cries, Forbear, With obstinacy fixes there; And, where his genius least inclines, Absurdly bends his whole designs. Not empire to the rising sun By valour, conduct, fortune won; Not highest wisdom in debates For framing laws to govern states; Not skill in sciences profound So large to grasp the circle round: Such heavenly influence require, As how to strike the Muse's lyre.
Not beggar's brat on bulk begot; Not bastard of a pedlar Scot; Not boy brought up to cleaning shoes, The of Bridewell or the stews; Not infants dropp'd, the spurious pledges Of gypsies littering under hedges;
Are so disqualified by fate
To rise in church, or law, or state,
As he whom Phoebus in his ire Has blasted with poetic fire.
What hope of custom in the fair,
While not a soul demands your ware? Where you have nothing to produce For private life, or public use? Court, city, country, want you not; You cannot bribe, betray, or plot, For poets, law makes no provision; The wealthy have you in derision: Of state affairs you cannot smatter; Are awkward when you try to flatter:
Your portion, taking Britain round, Was just one annual hundred pound; Now not so much as in remainder, Since Cibber brought in an attainder; For ever fix'd by right divine
(A monarch's right) on Grub-street line. Poor starv'ling bard, how small thy gains! How unproportion'd to thy pains!
And here a simile comes pat in:
Though chickens take a month to fatten, The guests in less than half an hour Will more than half a score devour. So, after toiling twenty days
To earn a stock of pence and praise, Thy labours, grown the critic's prey, Are swallow'd o'er a dish of tea: Gone to be never heard of more, Gone where the chickens went before. How shall a new attempter learn Of different spirits to discern, And how distinguish which is which, The poet's vein, or scribbling itch? Then hear an old experienc'd sinner, Instructing thus a young beginner. Consult yourself; and if you find A powerful impulse urge your mind, Impartial judge within your breast What subject you can manage best; Whether your genius most inclines To satire, praise, or humorous lines, To elegies in mournful tone, Or prologue sent from hand unknown. Then, rising with Aurora's light, The Muse invok'd, sit down to write;
Blot out, correct, insert, refine, Enlarge, diminish, interline;
Be mindful, when invention fails,
To scratch your head, and bite your nails. Your poem finish'd, next your care
Is needful to transcribe it fair.
In modern wit all printed trash is Set off with numerous breaks and dashes. To statesmen would you give a wipe, You print it in Italic type.
When letters are in vulgar shapes, 'Tis ten to one the wit escapes : But, when in capitals express'd, The dullest reader smokes the jest: Or else perhaps he may invent A better than the poet meant ; As learned commentators view In Homer more than Homer knew. Your poem in its modish dress, Correctly fitted for the press, Convey by pennypost to Lintot, But let no friend alive look into't. If Lintot thinks 'twill quit the cost, You need not fear your labour lost: And how agreeably surpris'd Are you to see it advertis'd!
The hawker shows you one in print, As fresh as farthings from the mint: The product of your toil and sweating; A bastard of your own begetting.
Be sure at Will's, the following day, Lie snug, and hear what critics say; And, if you find the general vogue
Pronounces you a stupid rogue,
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