I know the gander always goes With a quill stuck across his nose; Or in your claw, or in your bill. But whether you can tread or hatch, I leave it for the second head. Deanry House, Oct. 27, 1718. I CAN'T but wonder, Mr. Dean, Don't think, like you, I squeeze and strain. I will not tell, because it's plain, Your Muse, I am told, is in the wane; Your honest friend, TOM SHERIDAN, POOR POOR Tom, wilt thou never accept a defiance, Tho' I dare you to more than quadruple alliance. You're so retrograde, sure you were born under Cancer; Must I make myself hoarse with demanding an an swer? If this be your practice, mean scrub, I assure ye, And swear by each Fate, and your new friends, each Fury, I'll drive you to Cavan, from Cavan to Dundalk; I'll chew you to bullets, and puff you at Baldwin. A PROLOGUE to a Play, performed at Mr. Sheridan's School, spoke by one of the Scholars. AS in a silent night a lonely swain, Majestic light his feeble art defies, And for presuming, robs him of his eyes. To please you most. Grant us your smiles, and then Those sweet rewards will make us act like men. THE EPILOGUE.* NOW all is done, ye learn'd spectators, tell, Have we not play'd our parts extremely well? We think we did, but if you do complain, We're all content to act the play again: 'Tis but three hours or thereabouts, at most, And time well spent in school cannot be lost. But what makes you frown, you gentlemen above? We guess'd long since you all desired to move : But that's in vain, for we'll not let a man stir, Who does not take up Plautus first, and construe. Him we'll dismiss, that understands the play; He who does not, i'faith he's like to stay. Tho' this new method may provoke your laughter, To act plays first, and understand them after; * P. 371. + The author appears to have intended that the vulgar pronunciation, conster, should be here adopted. We We do not care, for we will have our humour, And will try you, and you, and you, Sir, and one or two more. Why don't you stir? there's not a man will budge; How much they've read, I'll leave you all to judge. THE SONG. * MY time, O ye Grattans, was happily spent, But now I so cross, and so peevish am grown, That tinged our glasses with blue, like a plumb? * Whimsical Medley, p. 333, ΤΟ TO THE REV. JOHN BRANDRETH, DEAN OF EMLY SIR, you IF you are not an excellent philosopher, I allow personate one perfectly well; and if you believe yourself, I heartily envy you; for I never yet saw in Ireland a spot of earth two feet wide, that had not, in * This gentleman was also rector of Kilmore, in the diocese of Armagh. He was educated at Trinity College, Cambridge, where he took his first degree in 1717, and that of Master of Arts in 1721. He was therefore probably born in 1698. He died in 1764. Mr. Brandreth had been tutor to Charles Earl of Middlesex, eldest son of Lionel Duke of Dorset ; and very soon after that nobleman was appointed Lord Lieutenant of Ireland, (June 1730,) he appears to have obtained from his Grace the preferments in the church, which he held till he died. See a letter from Archbishop Boulter to the Duke of Dorset, dated Dublin, February 20, 1730-31: "On the 8th instant Mr. Brandreth brought me the honour of your Grace's of the 18th past. We have since dispatched his instruments, agreeably to your Grace's directions. I. found he did not want a faculty to hold the TWO PREFERMENTS; else I was ready to have granted one, as I shall be to give him my favour and protection on all occasions. He seems to be a sensible gentleman, and very well behaved; and I doubt not will give ge'neral satisfaction here." Letters of his Excellency Hugh Boulter, D.D. Lord Primate of Ireland, 8vo. 1770. Lady Elizabeth Ger maine, who, we find, had recommended Dean Brandreth to Swift, doubtless became acquainted with him in the family of the Duke of Dorset, with whom she was very intimate. After the death of the Dean of Emly, this letter was found among his papers by the Rev. Mr. Field, his curate at Kilmore, whom he appointed his executor; and by his permission a copy of it was taken by a gentleman of that parish, in the hands of whose widow it has remained for near thirty years. It was obligingly communicated to us by the Reverend and learned Dr. Richardson, (formerly |