And with rings so very trim, With some law, but little justice, Thorough mountains, thorough vallies, Draw their swords, and run away; And to take a double fee; Till the people all are quiet, And forget to broil and riot, * A cant word for pawning. H. VOL. XVII. THE THE PUPPETSHOW. THE life of man to represent, The gods of old were logs of wood, And priest and people bow'd the head. No wonder then, if art began The simple votaries to frame, To shape in timber foolish man, And consecrate the block to fame. From hence poetic fancy learn'd That trees might rise from human forms; The body to a trunk be turn'd, And branches issue from the arms. Thus Dædalus and Ovid too, That man's a blockhead, have confest : Powel and Stretch * the hint pursue; Life is a farce, the world a jest. *Two famous puppetshow-men.-In the year 1715 was published, "A second Tale of a Tub; or, the History of Robert Powel, the Puppetshow-man," written by Thomas Burnet, esq. youngest son to bishop Burnet: who was bred to the law, and, beside the piece here mentioned, was the author of many other political pamphlets against the ministry of the four last years of queen Anne, for some of which he was taken into custody by the messengers; and was suspected of being one of the Mohocks that attacked young Davenant. See Journal to Stella, March 8, 1711-12. N. The The same great truth South Sea has prov'd What Momus was of old to Jove, This fleeting scene is but a stage, Some draw our eyes by being great, Are oft but wisdom in machine. A stock may chance to wear a crown, A statue may put on a frown, And cheat us with a thinking face. Others are blindly led away, And made to act for ends unknown; By the mere spring of wires they play, And speak in language not their own. Too oft, alas! a scolding wife Usurps a jolly fellow's throne; of life, And many drink the cup Mix'd and embitter'd by a Joan. In short, whatever men pursue, Go on, great Stretch, with artful hand,. Thou shalt in puny wood be shown, Point at thy limbs, and tell thy name. Tell Tom, he draws a farce in vain, Nor pedantry for humour pass. To make men act as senseless wood, He that would thus refine on thee, greater fool. THE THE GRAND QUESTION DEBATED: WHETHER HAMILTON'S BAWN SHOULd be turneD INTO A BARRACK OR MALT-HOUSE. 1729. THUS spoke to my lady the knight* full of care, "Let me have your advice in a weighty affair. This Hamilton's bawn,† while it sticks in my hand, I lose by the house what I get by the land; First, let me suppose I make it a malthouse, Here I have computed the profit will fall t' us: There's nine hundred pounds for labour and grain, I increase it to twelve, so three hundred remain ; A handsome addition for wine and good cheer, Three dishes a day, and three hogsheads a year; With a dozen large vessels my vault shall be stor❜d; No little scrub joint shall come on my board; * Sir Arthur Acheson, at whose seat this was written. F. † A large old house, two miles from sir Arthur's seat. F. The army in Ireland was lodged in strong buildings, called barracks, which have lately been introduced into this country likewise. H. |