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ACT II FORD. Though Page be a secure1 fool, and stands so Sc. I firmly on his wife's fealty, yet I cannot put off my opinion so easily. She was in his company at Page's house; and what they made there I know not. Well, I will look further into 't: and I have a disguise to sound Falstaff. If I find her honest, I lose not my labour; if she be otherwise, 'tis labour well bestow'd.
SCENE II. A Room in the Garter.
Enter FALSTAFF and PISTOL.
FAL. I will not lend thee a penny.
PIST. Why, then the world's mine oyster,
Which I with sword will open.
FAL. Not a penny. I have been content, Sir, you should
PIST. Didst not thou share? hadst thou not fifteen pence? FAL. Reason, you rogue, reason. Think'st thou I'll endanger my soul gratis? At a word, hang no more about me, I am no gibbet for you: go!-A short knife and a throng! To your manor of Pickt-hatch, go!You'll not bear a letter for me, you rogue! you stand upon your honour!-Why, thou unconfinable Baseness, it is as much as I can do to keep the terms of my honour precise. I, ay, I myself sometimes, leaving the fear of Heaven on the left hand, and hiding mine honour in my necessity, am fain to shuffle, to hedge, and to lurch; and yet you, rogue, will ensconce your rags, your cat-a-mountain looks, your red-lattice phrases, and your bold-beating oaths, under the shelter of your honour! You will not do it, you?
PIST. I do relent: what would'st thou more of man?
2 chaste. 8 worried
ROB. Sir, here's a woman would speak with you.
Enter MISTRESS QUICKLY.
QUICK. Not so, an 't please your Worship.
QUICK. I'll be sworn; as my mother was, the first hour
What with me?
FAL. I do believe the swearer.
QUICK. There is one Mistress Ford, Sir:-I pray, come a little nearer this ways: I myself dwell with Master Doctor Caius
FAL. Well, on: Mistress Ford, you say
Worship, come a little nearer this ways.
FAL. I warrant thee, nobody hears; mine own people,
mine own people.www.gm
QUICK. Are they so? God bless them, and make them
FAL. Well: Mistress Ford-what of her?
FAL. Mistress Ford-come, Mistress Ford—
such wine and sugar of the best, and the fairest, that would have won any woman's heart; and, I warrant you, they could never get an eye-wink of her. I had myself twenty angels given me this morning: but I defy all angels (in any such sort, as they say) but in the way of honesty :-and, I warrant you, they could never get her so much as sip on a cup with the proudest of them all. And yet there has been Earls, nay, which is more, Pensioners; but, I warrant you, all is one with her.
FAL. But what says she to me? Be brief, my good she-
QUICK. Marry, she hath receiv'd your letter; for the which she thanks you a thousand times; and she gives you to notify, that her husband will be absence from his house between ten and eleven.
FAL. Ten and eleven?
QUICK. Ay, forsooth; and then you may come and see the picture, she says, that you wot of: Master Ford, her husband, will be from home. Alas! the sweet woman leads an ill life with him; he's a very jealousy man: she leads a very frampold1 life with him, good heart.
FAL. Ten and eleven? Woman, commend me to her; I will not fail her.
QUICK. Why, you say well. But I have another messenger to your Worship: Mistress Page hath her hearty commendations to you too. And let me tell you in your ear, she's as fartuous a civil modest wife, and one (I tell you) that will not miss you morning nor evening prayer, as any is in Windsor, whoe'er be the other: and she bade me tell your Worship, that her husband is seldom from home; but she hopes there will come a time. I never knew a woman so dote upon a man. Surely, I think you have charms, la; yes, in truth.
FAL. Not I, I assure thee: setting the attraction of my good parts aside, I have no other charms.
QUICK. Blessing on your heart for 't!
FAL. But, I pray thee, tell me this: has Ford's wife, and
QUICK. That were a jest, indeed! They have not so little grace, I hope:-that were a trick, indeed! But Mistress bPage would desire you to send her your little page of all loves:1 her husband has a marvellous infection to the little page; and, truly, Master Page is an honest man. Never a wife in Windsor leads a better life than she does; do what she will, say what she will, take all, pay all, go to bed when she list, rise when she list, all is as she will; and, truly, she deserves it, for if there be a kind woman in Windsor, she is one. You must
send her your page: no remedy.
FAL. Why, I will.
QUICK. Nay, but do so then. And, look you, he may come and go between you both; and, in any case, have a nay-word, that you may know one another's mind, and the boy never need to understand any thing. For 'tis not good that children should know any wickedness: old folks, you know, have discretion, as they say, and know the world.
FAL. Fare thee well: commend me to them both: there's my purse; I am yet thy debtor. Boy, go along with this woman! [Exeunt QUICKLY and ROBIN.] This news distracts me!
PIST. This punk3 is one of Cupid's carriers!
Clap on more sails; pursue; up with your fights:* Give fire! She is my prize, or Ocean whelm them all! [Exit PISTOL. FAL. Say'st thou so, old Jack? Go thy ways; I'll make more of thy old body than I have done. Will they
yet look after thee? Wilt thou, after the expense of so much money, be now a gainer? Good body, I thank thee! Let them say 'tis grossly done; so it be fairly done, no matter.
Enter BARDOLPH. ⠀⠀ BARD. Sir John, there's one Master Brook below would fain speak with you, and be acquainted with you: and hath sent your Worship a morning's draught of sack. FAL. Brook is his name?
BARD. Ay, Sir.
1 for love's sake.
2 with a privy and peculiar meaning.
FAL. Call him in. [Exit BARDOLPH.] Such Brooks are welcome to me, that o'erflow such liquor. Ah! ha! Mistress Ford and Mistress Page, have I encompass'd you? Go to; via!1
Re-enter BARDOLPH, with FORD disguised.
FORD. 'Bless you, Sir.
FAL. And you, Sir. Would you speak with me?
FORD. Sir, I am a gentleman that have spent much; my name is Brook.
FAL. Good Master Brook, I desire more acquaintance of
FAL. You're welcome. What's your will?
FORD. Good Sir John, I sue for yours: not to charge
me: if you will help me to bear it, Sir John, take all, or half, for easing me of the carriage.
FAL. Sir, I know not how I may deserve to be your
FORD. I will tell you, Sir, if you will give me the hearing. FAL. Speak, good Master Brook: I shall be glad to be your servant.
FORD. Sir, I hear you are a scholar-I will be brief with you and you have been a man long known to me, though I had never so good means as desire to make myself acquainted with you. I shall discover a thing to you, wherein I must very much lay open mine own imperfection: but, good Sir John, as you have one eye upon my follies, as you hear them unfolded, turn another into the register of your own; that I may pass with a reproof the easier, sith you yourself know how easy it is to be such an offender.
1 'an adverb of encouragement' (Florio).