DRO. S. [within.] The porter for this time, Sir, and my ACT III name is Dromio. DRO. E. O villain, thou hast stolen both mine office and my name: The one ne'er got me credit, the other mickle blame. If thou hadst been Dromio to-day in my place, Thou would'st have chang'd thy face for a name, or thy name for an ass. LUCE. [within.] What a coil is there? Dromio, who are those at the gate? DRO. E. Let my master in, Luce. LUCE. [within.] And so tell your master. DRO. E. 'Faith, no; he comes too late: O, Lord, I must laugh! 50 Have at you with a proverb: Shall I set in my LUCE. [within.] Have at you with another! that's DRO. S. [within.] If thy name be call'd Luce-Luce, ANT. E. Do you hear, you minion? you'll let us in, I hope? LUCE. [within.] I thought to have ask'd you. DRO. S. [within.] And you said No. DRO. E. So, come, help: well struck! there was blow ANT. E. You'll cry for this, minion, if I beat the door down. LUCE. [within.] What needs all that, and a pair of stocks in the town? 60 ADR. [within.] Who is that at the door that keeps all this noise? DRO. S. [within.] By my troth, your Town is troubled with unruly boys. ANT. E. Are you there, Wife? you might have come Sc. I before. ACT III ADR. [within.] Your wife, Sir Knave! go, get you from Sc. I the door. DRO. E. If you went in pain, Master, this knave would go sore. ANG. Here is neither cheer, Sir, nor welcome: we would fain have either. BAL. In debating which was best, we shall part1 with neither. DRO. E. They stand at the door, Master: bid them welcome hither. ANT. E. There is something in the wind-that we cannot get in! DRO. E. You would say so, Master, if your garments were thin. 70 Your cake here is warm within; you stand here in the cold: It would make a man mad as a buck to be so bought and sold. ANT. E. Go, fetch me something: I'll break ope the gate. DRO. S. [within.] Break any breaking here, and I'll break your knave's pate. DRO. E. A man may break a word with you, Sir; and words are but wind; Ay, and break it in your face, so he break it not behind! DRO. S. [within.] It seems thou want'st breaking: out upon thee, hind! DRO. E. Here's too much out upon thee! I pray thee, let me in. DRO. S. [within.] Ay, when fowls have no feathers, and fish have no fin. 80 ANT. E. Well, I'll break in. Go borrow me a crow. If a crow help us in, sirrah, we'll pluck a crow together. BAL. Have patience, Sir: O, let it not be so! Herein you war against your reputation, 1 depart. And draw within the compass of suspect The unviolated honour of your wife. Once1 this: your long experience of her wisdom, Plead on her part some course to you unknown; And let us to the Tiger all to dinner, To know the reason of this strange restraint. That may with foul intrusion enter in, And dwell upon your grave when you are dead : For ever housed where it gets possession. ANT. E. You have prevail'd: I will depart in quiet, I know a wench of excellent discourse, Pretty and witty; wild and yet, too, gentle : My wife (but I protest without desert) Hath oftentimes upbraided me withal: To her will we to dinner. [to ANGELO.] Get you home, And fetch the chain; by this I know 'tis made : Bring it, I pray you, to the Porpentine For there's the house. That chain will I bestow 120 [exeunt. ACT III Sc. I ACT III Sc. II SCENE II. The Same. Enter LUCIANA and ANTIPHOLUS of Syracuse. Luc. And may it be that you have quite forgot A husband's office? shall, Antipholus, Even in the spring of love thy love-springs rot? Shall love in building grow so ruinous ? If you did wed my sister for her wealth, Then for her wealth's sake use her with more kindness. Or, if you like elsewhere, do it by stealth: Muffle your false love with some show of blindness. Be not thy tongue thy own shame's orator; Bear a fair presence, though your heart be tainted; And let her read it in thy looks at board: Being compact of credit, that you love us! Comfort my sister, cheer her, call her Wife: 'Tis holy sport to be a little vain,* ΤΟ 20 When the sweet breath of flattery conquers strife. ANT. S. Sweet Mistress (what your name is else, I know not, Nor by what wonder you do hit on mine) Less in your knowledge and your grace you shew not 30 1 make your treason graceful. 2 conviction. 3 credulity. 4 light of tongue. Smother'd in errors, feeble, shallow, weak, The folded meaning of your words' deceit. Your weeping sister is no wife of mine, Far more, far more, to you do I decline !1 Spread o'er the silver waves thy golden hairs, And in that glorious supposition think 50 ANT. S. For gazing on your beams, fair Sun, being by. ANT. S. As good to wink, sweet Love, as look on night. It is thyself, mine own self's better part, ACT III Sc. II |