Still on they went, and as they went, And lo! where room had been for seven, For six there scarce was space! For five-for four!-for three!-not more Than two could find a place! There was not even room for one! "Good sir, you must not sit a-stern, "Good sir, the boat has lost her trim, You must not sit a-lee!" With smiling face, and courteous grace, The middle seat took he. But still, by constant quiet growth, His back became so wide, Each neighbour wight, to left and right, Was thrust against the side. Lord! how they chided with themselves, That they had let him in; To see him grow so monstrous now, That came so small and thin. On every brow a dew-drop stood, Loud laugh'd the Gogmagog, a laugh "When first I came, my proper name "THE LAST MAN." 'TWAS in the year two thousand and one, I sat on the gallows-tree all alone, To think how the pest had spared my life, To sing with the larks that day! When up the heath came a jolly knave, It made me crow to see his old duds So up he came to the timbers' foot And pitch'd down his greasy bags.— Good Lord! how blithe the old beggar was! At pulling out his scraps,— The very sight of his broken orts Made a work in his wrinkled chaps : "Come down," says he, "you Newgate-bird, And have a taste of my snaps !" Then down the rope, like a tar from the mast, But I wished myself on the gallows again A foul beef-bone and a mouldy crust; Then after this grace he cast him down : A pace or two off, on the windward side," But he only laugh'd at the empty skulls, "I never harm'd them, and they won't harm me: Let the proud and the rich be cravens !" I did not like that strange beggar man, Anon he shook out his empty old poke; "There's the crumbs," saith he, "for the ravens !" It made me angry to see his face, It had such a jesting look ; But while I made up my mind to speak, A small case-bottle he took : Quoth he, "though I gather the green water-cress My drink is not of the brook!" Full manners-like he tender'd the dram; Oh, it came of a dainty cask! But, whenever it came to his turn to pull, But I always wipe the brim with my sleeve, And then he laugh'd so loudly and long, I thought the very Old One was come To mock me before my death, And wish'd I had buried the dead men's bones That were lying about the heath! But the beggar gave me a jolly clap 66 Come, let us pledge each other, For all the wide world is dead beside, "I've a yearning for thee in my heart That almost makes me weep, For as I pass'd from town to town The folks were all stone-asleep, But when I saw thee sitting aloft, It made me both laugh and leap!" Now a curse (I thought) be on his love, And a curse upon his mirth,— An' it were not for that beggar man I'd be the King of the earth,— But I promis'd myself an hour should come To make him rue his birth So down we sat and bous'd again Till the sun was in mid-sky, When, just as the gentle west-wind came, We hearken'd a dismal cry; "Up, up, on the tree," quoth the beggar man, "Till these horrible dogs go by!" And, lo! from the forest's far-off skirts, A hundred hounds pursuing at once, Till he sunk adown at the gallows' foot, His haunches they tore, without a horn I turn'd, and look'd at the beggar man, And with curses sore he chid at the hounds, Till the last dropt out of sight, Anon, saith he, “let's down again, And ramble for our delight, For the world's all free, and we may choose A right cozie barn for to-night!" With that, he set up his staff on end, For the porters all were stiff and cold, And could not lift their heads; And when we came where their masters lay, The rats leapt out of the beds; The grandest palaces in the land Were as free as workhouse sheds. |