Mrs. Page. I'll have the cudgel hallowed and hung o'er the altar; it hath done meritorious service. Mrs. Ford. What think you? may we, with the warrant of womanhood and the witness of a 220 good conscience, pursue him with any further revenge? Mrs. Page. The spirit of wantonness is, sure, scared out of him: if the devil have him not in fee-simple, with fine and recovery, he will never, I think, in the way of waste, attempt us again. Mrs. Ford. Shall we tell our husbands how we have served him? Mrs. Page. Yes, by all means; if it be but to 230 scrape the figures out of your husband's brains. If they can find in their hearts the poor unvirtuous fat knight shall be any further afflicted, we two will still be the ministers. Mrs. Ford. I'll warrant they'll have him publicly shamed: and methinks there would be no period to the jest, should he not be publicly shamed. Mrs. Page. Come, to the forge with it then; shape it: I would not have things cool. [Exeunt. 240 SCENE III. A room in the Garter Inn. Enter HOST and BARDOlph. Bard. Sir, the Germans desire to have three of your horses: the duke himself will be to 225. in fee-simple, with fine and recovery, as his absolute property. Fine and recovery' were part of the legal mechanism for converting a conditional tenure of land into ownership. 231. figures, fancies, whimsies. 1. the Germans desire, etc. This doubtless refers to the visit of Count Frederick of Mömpel morrow at court, and they are going to meet him. Host. What duke should that be comes so secretly? I hear not of him in the court. Let me speak with the gentlemen: they speak English? Bard. Ay, sir; I'll call them to you. Host. They shall have my horses; but I'll make 10 them pay; I'll sauce them: they have had my house a week at command; I have turned away my other guests: they must come off; I'll sauce them. Come. [Exeunt. SCENE IV. A room in FORD's house. Enter PAGE, FORD, MISTRESS PAGE, MISTRESS Evans. 'Tis one of the best discretions of a 'oman as ever I did look upon. Page. And did he send you both these letters at an instant? Mrs. Page. Within a quarter of an hour. Ford. Pardon me, wife. Henceforth do what thou wilt: I rather will suspect the sun with cold Than thee with wantonness: now doth thy honour stand, In him that was of late an heretic, As firm as faith. 'Tis well, 'tis well; no more: ΙΟ Page. gard to Windsor in 1592; he it to the discontent of English innkeepers. Cf. iv. 5. 79. But let our plot go forward: let our wives Page. How? to send him word they'll meet him in the park at midnight? Fie, fie! he'll never come. Evans. You say he has been thrown in the rivers and has been grievously peaten as an old 'oman: methinks there should be terrors in him, that he should not come; methinks his flesh is punished, he shall have no desires. Page. So think I too. Mrs. Ford. Devise but how you 'll use him when he comes, And let us two devise to bring him thither. Mrs. Page. There is an old tale goes that Herne Sometime a keeper here in Windsor forest, chain In a most hideous and dreadful manner : You have heard of such a spirit, and well you know The superstitious idle-headed eld Received and did deliver to our age This tale of Herne the hunter for a truth. Page. Why, yet there want not many that do fear 28. Herne the Hunter. The present passage is the source of practically all that is known of this legend. 20 30 32. takes, strikes with disease. 36. eld, old age (collectively for aged persons). In deep of night to walk by this Herne's oak: 40 But what of this? Mrs. Ford. Marry, this is our device; That Falstaff at that oak shall meet with us. Page. Well, let it not be doubted but he'll come : And in this shape when you have brought him What shall be done with him? what is your plot? and thus: Nan Page my daughter and my little son And three or four more of their growth we'll dress Mrs. Ford. And till he tell the truth, Let the supposed fairies pinch him sound Mrs. Page. The truth being known, We'll all present ourselves, dis-horn the spirit, And mock him home to Windsor. Ford. The children must Be practised well to this, or they'll ne'er do 't. 49. ouphes, goblins. 54. diffused, strange, inco herent. 57. to-pinch, pinch soundly. 50 60 and I will be like a jack-an-apes also, to burn the knight with my taber. Ford. That will be excellent. vizards. I'll go buy them Mrs. Page. My Nan shall be the queen of all the fairies, Finely attired in a robe of white. Page. That silk will I go buy. [Aside] And in that time Shall Master Slender steal my Nan away And marry her at Eton. Go send to Falstaff straight. Ford. Nay, I'll to him again in name of Brook: He'll tell me all his purpose: sure, he'll come. Mrs. Page. Fear not you that. Go get us properties, And tricking for our fairies. 70 Evans. Let us about it: it is admirable plea- 80 sures and fery honest knaveries. [Exeunt Page, Ford, and Evans. Mrs. Page. Go, Mistress Ford, Send quickly to Sir John, to know his mind. [Exit Mrs. Ford. I'll to the doctor: he hath my good will, The doctor is well money'd, and his friends her. 78. properties, stage requisites apart from scenery and dresses, here especially the torches. [Exit. 90 79. tricking, dresses. Pyrrhus, in Ham. ii. 2. 479, is said to be 'horridly trick'd with blood of fathers, mothers,' etc. |