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Diana and her train are always described as inhabitants of the woods and followers of the chafe. To be well diverted, is the fafest guard to innocence; and methinks it should be one of the first things to be regarded among people of condition to find out proper amusements for young ladies. I cannot but think this of riding might easily be revived among them, when they consider how much it must contribute to their beauty. This would lay up the best portion they could bring into a family—a good stock of health—to transmit to their posterity. Such a charming bloom as this gives the countenance is very much preferable to the real or affected feebleness or softness which appear in the faces of our modern beauties.

The comedy called “The Ladies' Cure," represents the affectation of wan looks and languid glances to a very entertaining extravagance. “ There is," as the lady in the play complains, “ something so robust in perfect health, that it is with her a point of breeding and delicacy to appear in publick with a sickly air.” But the natural gaiety and spirit which shine in the complexion of such as form to themselves a sort of diverting industry by choosing recreations that are exercises, surpass all the false ornaments and graces that can be put on by applying the whole dispensary of a toilet. A healthy body and a cheerful mind, give charms as irresistible as inimitable. The beauteous Dyctinna, who came to town last week, has, from the constant prospect in a delicious country and the moderate exercise and journeys in the visits she made round it, contracted a certain life in her countenance which will in vain employ both the painters and the poets to represent. The becoming negligence in her dress, the severe sweetness of her looks, and a certain innocent boldness in all her behaviour, are the effect of the active recreations I am talking of.

But instead of such, or any other as innocent and pleasing method of passing away their time with alacrity, we have many in town who spend their hours in an indolent state of body and mind, without either recreations or reflections. I am apt to believe there are some parents imagine their daughters will be accomplished enough if nothing interrupts their

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growth or their shape. According to this method of education, I could name you twenty families where all the girls hear of in this life is, that it is time to rise and to come to dinner, as if they were so insignificant as to be wholly provided for when they are fed and clothed.

It is with great indignation that I see such crowds of the female world lost to human society and condemned to a laziness, which makes life pass away with less relish than in the hardest labour. Palestris in her drawing-room is supported by spirits to keep off the returns of spleen and melancholy, before the can get over half the day, for want of something to do, while the wench in the kitchen sings and scours from morning to night, The next disagreeable thing to a lazy lady, is a very busy

A man of business in good company, who gives an account of his abilities and despatches, is hardly more insupportable than her they call a notable woman and a manager. Lady Good-day, where I visited the other day, at a very polite circle, entertained a great lady with a recipe for a poultice, and gave us to understand that she had done extraordinary cures since the was last in town, It seems a countryman had wounded himself with his scythe as he was mowing, and we were obliged to hear of her charity, her medicine, and her humility, in the harshest tone and

tone and coarsest language imaginable.

What I would request in all this prattle is, that gur females would either let us have their persons or their minds, in such perfection as nature designed them.

The way to this is, that those who are in the quality of gentlewomen, should propose to themselves fome suitable method of passing away their time. This would furnish them with reflections and sentiments proper for the companions of reasonable men, and prevent the unnatural marriages which happen every day between the most accomplished women and the veriest oafs; the worthiest men and the most insignificant females. Were the general turn of women's education of another kind than it is at present, we should want one another for more reasons than we do, as the world now goes. The common design of parents is to get their girls off as well as they can, and make no conscience of putting into our hands a bargain for our' whole life, which will make our hearts ache every day of it.

I shall therefore take this matter into serious consideration, and will propose, for the better improvement of the fair sex, a female library. This collection of books shall consist of such authors as do not corrupt while they divert, but shall tend more immediately to improve them, as they are women. They shall be such as shall not hurt a feature by the austerity of their reflections, nor cause one impertinent glance by the wantonness of them. They shall all tend to advance the value of their innocence as virgins, improve their understanding as wives, and regulate their tenderness as parents. It has been very often said in these lucubrations, that the ideas which most frequently pass through our imaginations, leave traces of themselves in our countenances. There shall be a strict regard had to this in my female library, which shall be furnished with nothing that shall give supplies to ostentation or impertinence; but the whole shall be so digested for the use of my students, that they shall not go out of character in their inquiries, but their knowledge appear only a cultivated innocence.

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MR. BICKERSTAFF THINKS THE FAULTS OF THE FAIR SEX

CHIEFLY OWING TO THE FALSE MANNER IN WHICH THEY ARE ADDRESSED BY MEN-HIS DISCOVERIES BY MEANS OF HIS RING.

Nihil eft quod credere de se
Non posit, cum laudatur diis æqua poteftas.

Juv. Sat. iv. 70. Arbitrary power, when commended, believes all panegyric, though

ever so extravagant.

HEN I reflect upon the many nights I have

sat up for some months last past in the greatest anxiety for the good of my neighbours and contemporaries, it is no small discouragement

to me to see how slow a progress I make in the reformation of the world. But, indeed, I must do my female readers the justice to own, that their tender hearts are much more susceptible of good impressions, than the minds of the other sex. Business and ambition take up men's thoughts too much to leave room for philosophy; but if you speak to women, in a style and manner proper to approach them, they never fail to improve by your counsels. I shall, therefore, for the future, turn my thoughts more particularly to their service, and study the best methods to adorn their persons, and inform their minds in the justest methods to make them what nature designed them, the most beauteous objects of our eyes, and the most agreeable companions of our lives. But when I say this, I must not omit at the same time to look into their errors and mistakes, that being the readiest way to the intended end of adorning and instructing them. It must be acknowledged, that the very inadvertencies of this fex are owing to the other ; for, if men were not flatterers, women could not fall into that general cause of all their follies and our misfortunes, their love of flattery. Were the commendation of these agreeable creatures built upon its proper foundation, the higher we raised their opinion of themselves, the greater would be the advantage to our sex; but all the topick of praise is drawn from very senseless and extravagant ideas we pretend we have of their beauty and perfection. Thus, when a young man falls in love with a young woman, from that moment the

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no more Mrs. Alice such-an-one, born of such a father, and educated by such a mother ; but from the first minute that he casts his eye upon her with desire, he conceives a doubt in his mind, what heavenly power gave so unexpected a blow to a heart that was ever before untouched ? But who can resist fate and destiny, which are lodged in Mrs. Alice's eyes ? After which he desires orders accordingly, whether he is to live or die; the smile or frown of his goddess is the only thing that can now either fave or destroy him. By this means the well-humoured girl, that would have romped with him before she had received this declaration, assumes a state suitable to the majesty he has given her, and treats him as the vassal he calls himself. The girl's head is immediately turned, by having the power of life and death, and takes care to suit every motion and air to her new sovereignty. After he has placed himself at this distance, he must never hope to recover his former familiarity, till she has had the addresses of another, and found them less sincere.

If the application to women were justly turned, the address of flattery, though it implied at the same time an admonition, would be much more likely to succeed. Should a captivated lover, in a billet, let his mistress know that her piety to her parents, her gentleness of behaviour, her prudent economy

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