You came not of one mother then, it seems.

Bast. Most certain of one mother, mighty king;
That is well known; and, as I think, one father:
But for the certain knowledge of that truth

I put you o'er to heaven and to my mother:
Of that I doubt, as all men's children may.

Eli. Out on thee, rude man! thou dost shame
thy mother

And wound her honour with this diffidence.

Bast. I, madam? no, I have no reason for it; That is my brother's plea and none of mine; The which if he can prove, a' pops me out At least from fair five hundred pound a year: Heaven guard my mother's honour and my land! K. John. A good blunt fellow. Why, being younger born,

Doth he lay claim to thine inheritance?

Bast. I know not why, except to get the land. But once he slander'd me with bastardy:

But whether I be as true begot or no,

That still I lay upon my mother's head,

But that I am as well begot, my liege,—

Fair fall the bones that took the pains for me !—
Compare our faces and be judge yourself.
If old sir Robert did beget us both

And were our father and this son like him,
O old sir Robert, father, on my knee

I give heaven thanks I was not like to thee!
K. John. Why, what a madcap hath heaven
lent us here !

Eli. He hath a trick of Cordelion's face;

The accent of his tongue affecteth him.
Do you not read some tokens of my son

In the large composition of this man?

62. put you o'er, refer you. 68. a', he.

85. trick, trait.

86. affecteth, resembles.

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K. John. Mine eye hath well examined his
parts

And finds them perfect Richard. Sirrah, speak,
What doth move you to claim your brother's land?
Bast. Because he hath a half-face, like my
father.

With half that face would he have all my land:
A half-faced groat five hundred pound a year!
Rob. My gracious liege, when that my father
lived,

Your brother did employ my father much,

Bast. Well, sir, by this you cannot get my land: Your tale must be how he employ'd my mother.

Rob. And once dispatch'd him in an embassy
To Germany, there with the emperor

To treat of high affairs touching that time.
The advantage of his absence took the king
And in the mean time sojourn'd at my father's;
Where how he did prevail I shame to speak,
But truth is truth: large lengths of seas and shores
Between my father and my mother lay,

As I have heard my father speak himself,
When this same lusty gentleman was got.
Upon his death-bed he by will bequeath'd
His lands to me, and took it on his death
That this my mother's son was none of his;
An if he were, he came into the world

94. half-faced groat; the groat (first issued by Henry VII.) bore the profile or half- face' of the king on one side.

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IIO. took it on his death, swore, as surely as he expected to die, that, etc. This phrase is not exactly parallel with 'took it on his salvation,' where it is the strength of desire, not of assurance, that gives the oath its

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force. It was commonly used by men who made solemn asseverations on their death-beds or before execution.

112. An if, if. followed by Delius.

So Hanmer, The Ff and is used indiscriminately both for 'and' and 'an'; but an 'and' sentence is here clearly out of place.

Full fourteen weeks before the course of time.
Then, good my liege, let me have what is mine,
My father's land, as was my father's will.

K. John. Sirrah, your brother is legitimate;
Your father's wife did after wedlock bear him,
And if she did play false, the fault was hers;
Which fault lies on the hazards of all husbands
That marry wives. Tell me, how if my brother,
Who, as you say, took pains to get this son,
Had of your father claim'd this son for his?

In sooth, good friend, your father might have
kept

This calf bred from his cow from all the world;
In sooth he might; then, if he were my brother's,
My brother might not claim him; nor your father,
Being none of his, refuse him: this concludes:
My mother's son did get your father's heir;
Your father's heir must have your father's land.

Rob. Shall then my father's will be of no force
To dispossess that child which is not his?

Bast. Of no more force to dispossess me, sir, Than was his will to get me, as I think.

Eli. Whether hadst thou rather be a Faulconbridge

And like thy brother, to enjoy thy land,

Or the reputed son of Cordelion,

Lord of thy presence and no land beside?

Bast. Madam, an if my brother had my shape, And I had his, sir Robert's

his, like him;

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substantively with that rollicking effect which is so characteristic of Faulconbridge ... his emphasising substantively the previous pronominal use of the word.' The line might be paraphrased: And I had his shape, in other words a his of Sir Robert's.'

And if my legs were two such riding-rods,
My arms such eel-skins stuff'd, my face so thin
That in mine ear I durst not stick a rose

Lest men should say 'Look, where three-farthings
goes!'

And, to his shape, were heir to all this land,
Would I might never stir from off this place,
I would give it every foot to have this face;
I would not be sir Nob in any case.

Eli. I like thee well: wilt thou forsake thy fortune,

Bequeath thy land to him and follow me?

I am a soldier and now bound to France.

Bast. Brother, take you my land, I'll take my
chance.

Your face hath got five hundred pound a year,
Yet sell your face for five pence and 'tis dear.
Madam, I'll follow you unto the death.

Eli. Nay, I would have you go before me
thither.

Bast. Our country manners give our betters way.
K. John. What is thy name?

Bast. Philip, my liege, so is my name begun ;
Philip, good old sir Robert's wife's eldest son.
K. John. From henceforth bear his

whose form thou bear'st:

Kneel thou down Philip, but rise more great,
Arise sir Richard and Plantagenet.

name

Bast. Brother by the mother's side, give me your hand:

143. three-farthings; the thin silver piece of this value (coined from 1561 to 1582) had on one side a profile-head of Elizabeth, with a rose at the back. It was a court fashion to put a rose in the ear.

144. to, in addition to.
147. sir Nob, Sir Robert.

153. sell your face for five pence and 'tis dear; carrying on the jest of v. 94, where it was valued at a groat (i.e. 4d.).

My father gave me honour, yours gave land.
Now blessed be the hour, by night or day,
When I was got, sir Robert was away!
Eli. The very spirit of Plantagenet !

I am thy grandam, Richard; call me so.

Bast. Madam, by chance but not by truth; what though?

Something about, a little from the right,

In at the window, or else o'er the hatch:
Who dares not stir by day must walk by night,
And have is have, however men do catch:
Near or far off, well won is still well shot,
And I am I, howe'er I was begot.

K. John. Go, Faulconbridge: now hast thou
thy desire;

A landless knight makes thee a landed squire.
Come, madam, and come, Richard, we must

speed

For France, for France, for it is more than need.
Bast. Brother, adieu: good fortune come to

thee!

For thou wast got i' the way of honesty.

[Exeunt all but Bastard. A foot of honour better than I was;

But many a many foot of land the worse.
Well, now can I make any Joan a lady.

'Good den, sir Richard!'-' God-a-mercy, fel-
low!'

And if his name be George, I'll call him Peter;
For new-made honour doth forget men's names;

170. about, i.e. not perfectly straight, regular.

170. from, away from. 171. In at the window, or else o'er the hatch; both phrases were proverbially applied to children born out of wedlock.

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180, 181. Bastards, according to the proverb, are born lucky; whereas the honestly born Robert's luck is precarious and to be prayed for.

girl.

184. any Joan, any peasant