Tom Belcher, who has been exhibiting his pugilistic skill in Norwich, lately challenged Dutch Sam, to fight him, on a stage between London and Norwich, for a purse of four hundred pounds. Belcher backs himself with fifty pounds. Considerable wagers are depending, in case the challenge should be accepted. ANECDOTE OF THE GAME CHICKEN.-When Captain Barclay (of pedestrian fame) was ordered abroad with his regiment some few years ago, Pearce offered to go with him as his servant.— "As my servant!" said Captain Barclay; "what use could you be of ?" Why, please your Honour," cried Pearce, "I think if you and I were to get near little Boney, why, then, its my opinion he would not have things so much his own way as he has done." ON Wednesday, the 12th instant, as a horse-dealer and his servant, on their way to Britford Fair, were riding furiously through Silver-street, Salisbury, the former suddenly pulled up, whilst his horse was on the edge of the foot pavement, to avoid a wheel-barrow, and at length threw the poor animal with so much force, that his skull was split on the pavement, and he instantly expired. The man was thrown on the horse's neck, which prevented his being very severely hurt. The horse was worth about forty guineas, the loss of which is but a trivial punishment for the temerity of the rider, in thus wantonly endangering his own life, and the lives of those who happened to be passing at the time. We have often had occasion to report the contests of men of honour and science; and we see no reason why we should not sometimes stoop to report the battles of those who boast of neither the one nor the other:-two characters of eminence, if not of science, vulgarly denominated chimney-sweepers, one day this month had a serious rencontre in Market-street, in Manchester; the cause, as we have heard, was a love affair. Cupid, through the black eyes of a beautiful nymph, having lit up a flame in both their sooty bosoms, one told the other he was a bugabone-this was answered with, "I'll tell thee what Tom, thou'rt as big a blackguart as ever went up a chimbley :" from pretty words like these, the transition was very easy to blows -and to it they went pell mell manibus et pedibus-till the antient "colour of their trade" was soon dy'd into scarlet.-The conflict lasted for some time, with all the vengeance of a brace of Beelzebubs, when a peace officer stept in-borrowing the body of one. to sweep the chimnies, in the New Bayley-pearance dead, and afterwards buwhile the other wisely brush'd off. A duel was fought on Bagshotheath, on Saturday morning, the 31st ult. between Stanton Clayton, Esq. and a gentleman of the name of Berry, in consequence of a dispute about a bet. The latter gentleman was severely wounded in the neck, in the first fire, but is considered out of danger. A FEW days ago, at Ayr, a litter of puppies, ten in number, were drowned, till they were to all ap ried deep in a dunghill, the mother being tied up in the kennel with a strong cord. During the night she gnawed the cord asunder, went to the dunghill, raised her buried offspring, took them one after another to the kennel, where she cherished them, and, before morning, four of them were perfectly restored to life. POETRY. At the head of the hounds on either side; Behind the vet'rans speak the truth. Not half will escape the poacher's wire. Straight o'er the Park-pales, down the broad-way! Now, ye bold riders, 'tis your day; Smack, smack your whips, he's got the start, 'Tis pitiful, we thus shou'd part! Close at his brush--too late- tis hard To miss the rogue within a yard! "Ha! ha! who halloes? What Robin here?" "Yes, Sir, the farmer lent his mare. "We thought the villain knew Stanmore-Wood, "So I rode straight on, as fast as I cou'd: "I've had three falls-don't mind 'em a rush, "For I've stopt the earths, and you'll win his brush. "Get on, Sir, Reynard has ta'en a turn, "And is gone full gallop up the bourne." No more; no pause-the young hounds rush, And closely rally at his brush. 'C B - GC H P VW- Get on, who bravely rode and lept hard.* The rhyme and the metre may perhaps give the perfect names. "I'd ready. Nor Reynard flags-with a gallant pace 'Tis likely they mob the rogue along. The grey, the white-leg'd brown, the steep. The bitch is right, tho' she runs mute. Down, down the hill-she's right enough; Horsemen, come on, now try your stuff; Who cannot ride? but down again This is the point of honour.-Try Our huntsman with his steady crew, And,-what was worse, sprung up again, And left her rider on the plain. It chanced that the horse that cou'd not leap, His owner led adown the steep; PROLOGUE TO THE NEW PLAY, "LOOK AT HOME." A check--at fault." Ho! Shepherd, The Lines marked by inverted Commas are say, "Have you seen the Fox pass by this way ?" "Nau, Zur." "Your sheep how far have been?" "Along the slope where the ridge looks green." Try the hounds across.-The ground is soil'd; Keep a good look out, or we are foll'd, omitted in the Delivery. AS some dull sign-board at a Public Inn, True emblem of the sorry fare within, Salutes each Traveller with (as words of course), "Good entertainment here for Man and Horse," So our dull Prologue is hung out to-day, To catch and claim attention to our Play. Our age, Jack Carter he took to the saw; To pluck and to pillage, the same little village, They angled so pliant, for gull and for Tim Gordon, he took to the law. client, As sharp as a weazle for rats, 'Till what with their saw-dust, and what with their law-dust, They blinded the eyes of the flats. Then hey for the sawyer, and hey for the lawyer, Make hay, for it's going to rain! And saw 'em and law 'em, and work'em and quirk 'em, And at 'em again and again. Jack brought to the people, a bill for the steeple, They swore that they would n't be bit, But out of a saw-pit, is into a law-pit, Tim tickled 'em up with a writ.Cried Jack, the saw rasper, "I say neighbour Grasper, We both of us buy in the stocks; While I, for my savings, turn blocks into shavings, You, Lawyer, are shaving the blocks." Then hey for the sawyer, &c. &c. Jack made him a coffin, but Timothy off in A loud clap of thunder had flown, When lawyers lie level, be sure that the devil, Is sharp enough after his own. Then hey for the sawyer, &c. &c. LINES, On reading in the Feast of Wit for February, that Howard the Philanthropist regretted having lived too abstemious a Life. YE temp'rate sober sons of Care, Who never waste, but always spare, Of simple teas, throw out at door, To ye who daily take your wineTo such I've only this to say, Repent when sick-and fast-and pray. Stambourn, August 19. A. B. A PARSON's wife of fair renown, The fashion of a country town, TO LONDON came to "see the sights," And shew her daughter town delights. Full oft had she with plenteous bounty Done honour to her native county, And ta'en within her mansion's entry, As visitors, the London gentry : With curious taste had done her best To entertain each welcome guest; Now, come to town, she longs to see Returns of hospitality. One day, as pacing down Pall-Mall, Two youths she spies, she knew full well! "Bless me!" she cried, "look there i look there! The Gents who used with us to fare! Look up, my dear, that they may greet us They'll be so very glad to meet us." Thus said-with many a glance around, She bobs and curtsies to the ground, One listless youth, her action viewing, Cries- Curse me, what's yon woman doing!" "Zounds!" screams the other, "Bob, take heed, "Tis her-with whom we used to feed." "Feed!" says the first-" O dem her meat! Give her, I beg-the cut complete. MORAL. Each animal must have its whim, The oxen graze, the fishes swim. But if another's plans you're after, You then are-fishes out of water. So warn'd-desist abroad to roam. And shew CIVILITIES AT HOME. EPITAPH In the Church Yard of Berkeley, Glouces tershire. WRITTEN BY DEAN SWIFT. HERE lies the Earl of Suffolk's fool, Dickies enough are still behind. |