"I have it, a good thought, I don't care a pin ;"

So under the toilette her caxon she threw,

And then boldly cried, " Now, Sir, you may come in."

He started, drew back, gave a kind of a hoot!

Did fond lover e'er such an accident twig?

She bridled and curtsied, as bald as a coot,

In her flutter forgetting her head had no wig.

With gravity he was no longer endued ;

His risible muscles unmasterable grew; And while a loud volley of laughter ensued,

His jaws he so stretch'd that out every

tooth flew!

He'd a grunter, a cow, aye, and whiskey at home;

And the love of all fair ones might well make him vain,

But dearest was Judy to Teddy M'Fane!

I steal to his cabin, blind Darby to see, He cries," Arrah, Judy, our Ted's far from thee!

He would go to England his fortune to

make

With a hod, or in hay-field-och, 'twas all for thy sake!".

I snatch up the pipes, the dear pipes of my Ted,

And kiss them and weep, but the music is fled!

Ne'er a lad in Kilkenny could finger a strain,

Or foot at a wake, like young Teddy M'Fane.

At morn or at eve, when I milk their

one cow,

I sing, "Cruel Teddy, come to me, boy, do,

From your own red-hair'd Judy, och! how could you part? Some Countess will be after stealing your heart."

My old mother scolds in her corner all day,

Calls my cheeks white as linen-och! sure, well she may, They're bleach'd by my tears, like two

spouts in the rain

Arrah, blow ye winds, bring me back Teddy M'Fane!

FRIENDSHIP.

FRIENDSHIP's indeed a social charm,
That warms each gen'rous breast;
It quiets many a false alarm,

And sets the mind at rest.

Then why should we neglect to form, Before the time of need,

A haven to escape that storm

From which we might be freed?

And why should we our lives mispend,
Without our comforts seeing;
For who would like his days to end,
A solitary being!

Sittingbourn, 2d Sept. 1812.

Bell-ringing, humorous description
of the effects of, 80.
Bettings at Tattersall's, for Derby,
Oaks, &c. 2. 200.
Bigamy, extraordinary trial for, 160.
Bligh, Robert, Esq. proceedings be-
tween him and Earl Darnley, 98.
Botany-Bay, account of the natives
of, 15.
Bringing up tail hounds, an etching,
275.

Bunbury, Sir Thomas Charles,
Bart. portrait of him, and memoir
of his life, 197.
Burderop, races at, 261.
Burton-hunt races, account of, 7.

Childers, Col. sale of his stud a

Doncaster, 248.

'Cocking, at Chester, 50. Newton, 98. Newcastle, 178. Nantwich, 178. Stamford, 178. Preston, Ormskirk, 178. Newcastle, 230. Oxford, 230.

Collinson, F. his death, 43. Court-martial on officers of the Surrey Militia; general order arising therefrom, 221. Crispin's Complaint, 13. Cross-examination curious, 231. Curling, description of the Scotch game of, 51.

Curragh April Meeting, account of races at the, 50.

D.

Dancing Girls of the East, account of the, 215.

Dawson, Daniel, account of his trial at the Cambridge Assizes, 151. his execution, 200. Devil's Bridge, new opera of the, 54.

Dogs and cats of Egypt, account of the, 55.

Driving, on the impropriety of quick, 63. Drunkenness, the praise of, extracts

from, 3. 57.

Duel, provocation to fight a, 178. Dustman, a celebrated dog, engraving of, 97.

E.

Egham, abridged statement of the

races at, 202.

Elauts, hospitality of the, 254. Epitaph, by a man on his wife, 184.

LAW-CASES.-Nisbet v. Swift, 9.
Gilbert v. Sykes, 30. Tayler
v. Lewis, 30. Fletcher v. Jer-
vice, 31. Marriott v. Hall, 32.
Hall v. Berkeley, 32. Bristow
v. Reeks, 33. The King v. Earn
shaw, 61. Hussey v. Crickett,
62. Gray v. Willis, 78. The
King v Wise, roo. Scott v.
Mitchelson, 102. Elmore บ.
Arnold, 102. Gilbert, clerk, v.
Sykes, 103. Forsyth v. Vickers,
140. Chamberlain v. Gayton,
159. The King v. R. Robinson,
Esq. 160. Marriott v. Stancha,
172. Bryant v. Windsor, 174-
The King v. Francis Aickin,
Esq. 179. Wyborn v. Harnett,
229. Elphick v. Erskine, 229.
Upcher v. Bates, 230. The
King v. Pickering, 230.
"Look at Home," account of the
new play called, 218.

Margate,

M.

Margate, humours of, 167, its
amusements, 269.
Marlow, Great, resolutions entered
into there, for protecting the crops
from the depredations of game,
157.
Marriage, curious, 232.

Masquerade, account of one at Vaux-
hall, 181.

Matches, to be run at the New-
market Houghton Meeting, &c.

180.

N.

Newcastle Races, account of the
sport on the first two days of, 101.
Newmarket, abridged account of the
races at the July Meeting, 155.
Northampton Races, nominations for,

149.

P.

Ode

Peterborough, abridged account of
the races at, 156.
Petersburgh, description of the city
of, 266.
POETRY.-The Toper's Apology,
45. Dermot O'Dent, 45. Lines
on Lord Delaware's cottage at
Lymington, 46. Epilogue to
the Sons of Erin, 46. The
Cockney Sportsmen, 47. Ana-
creontic, 48. Broadbrim and the
wag, 48. Epigram, 48.
to Bacchus, 93. The fox-chase,
with a love-adventure, 94, 145,
193, 241, 286. The fine fel-
low, 95. The tippling philoso-
phers, 145. Portraitures of horses,
147. Modern sonnet, 147. To
Julia, 147.
Irish banquet song,
193- Farewell address spoken
by Mrs. Siddons, on quitting the
stage, 195. Ode to fortune, 195.
Green fennel, 196. Phoebe's
absence, 196. Prologue to the

in

new play of "Look at Home,"
242. Song sung at the Lyceum,
the Privateer," 243. Lines
on reading that Howard regret
ted living an abstemious life, 244.
The parson's wife, 244 Epi
taph at Berkeley, Gloucestershire,
244. The despairing Jew, 285.
Lines by a disappointed lover, 286.
The fiddler's will, 286. Distress
on distress, 287. Teddy M'Fane,
288. On friendship, 288.

PUGILISM-between

Maslen and
Targett, 41. Fogard and Har
tington, 42. Boulton and Sed-
don, 42. Maltby and Cope, 64.
Colbourne and Willoughby, 91.
Boulton and Seddon, 92. Lan-
caster and Holloway, 131. Ford
and Alexander, 131. Harry
Harmer and Maltby, 132. The
Life Guardsman and Burrow,
174. Watkins and Riley, 239
Dodson and Thirkettle, 239.
Carter and Bone, 248. Ford
and Davis, 283.
PEDESTRIANISM.-Captain Agar,
39. Lieut. Groats, 39. Mr.
Burnham, 40. A plasterer, named
Clark, 90. Capt. Howe, 144-
Capt. Barclay, 189. Capt. Agar,
189. Jonathan Waring, 282.