Against my honour? FLAV. Please you, gentlemen, The time is unagreeable to this business: TIM. Do fo, my friends: See them well entertain'd. FLAV. I pray, draw near. [Exit TIMON. [Exit FLAPIUS. Enter APEMANTUS and a Fool. CAPH. Stay, ftay, here comes the fool with Apemantus; let's have some sport with 'em. VAR. SERV. Hang him, he'll abuse us. ISID. SERV. A plague upon him, dog! APEM. Doft dialogue with thy fhadow? APEM. No, 'tic to thyfelf.-Come away. [To the FooL. ISID. SERV. [TO VAR. SERV.] There's the fool hangs on your back already. yet. APEM. No, thou ftand'ft fingle, thou art not on him CAPH. Where's the fool now? APEM. He last ask'd the question.-Poor rogues, and ufurers' men! bawds between gold and want! ALL. What are we, Apemantus? APEM. Affes. ALL SERV. Why? me, what you are, and do not APEM. That you afk me, know yourselves.-Speak to 'em, fool. FOOL. How do you, gentlemen? ALL SERV. Gramercies, good fool: How does your miftrefs? Fool. She's e'en fetting on water to scald fuch chickens as you are. 'Would, we could fee you at Corinth. APEM. Good! gramercy. Enter PAGE. FOOL. Look you, here comes my mistress' page. PAGE. [To the FOOL.] Why, how now, captain? what do you in this wife company?-How doft thou, Apemantus? APEM. 'Would I had a rod in my mouth, that I might answer thee profitably. PAGE. Pr'ythee, Apemantus, read me the superfcription of these letters; I know not which is which. APEM. Canft not read? PAGE. NO. APEM. There will little learning die then, that day thou art hang'd. This is to lord Timon; this to Alcibiades. Go; thou waft born a bastard, and thou❜lt die a bawd. PAGE. Thou waft whelp'd a dog; and thou shalt famish, a dog's death. Answer not, I am gone. [Exit PAGE. APEM. Even fo thou out-run'ft grace. Fool, I will go with you to lord Timon's. FOOL. Will you leave me there? APEM. If Timon stay at home.-You three ferve three ufurers? ALL SERV. Ay; 'would they ferved us! APEM. So would I,—as good a trick as ever hangman ferved thief. FOOL. Are you three ufurers' men? ALL SERV. Ay, fool. FOOL. I think, no ufurer but has a fool to his fervant: My mistress is one, and I am her fool. When men come to borrow of your mafters, they approach fadly, and go away merry; but they enter my mistress' house merrily. go away fadly: The reason of this? and VAR. SERV. I could render one. APEM. Do it then, that we may account thee a whoremaster, and a knave; which notwithstanding, thou shalt be no less esteemed. VAR. SERV. What is a whoremafter, fool? FOOL. A fool in good clothes, and fomething like thee, 'Tis a fpirit: fometime, it appears like a lord; fometime, like a lawyer; fometime, like a philofopher, with two stones more than his artificial one: He is very often like a knight; and, generally, in all shapes, that man goes up and down in, from fourfcore to thirteen, this fpirit walks in. VAR. SERV. Thou art not altogether a fool. FOOL. Nor thou altogether a wife man: foolery as I have, fo much wit thou lack'ft. as much APEM. That answer might have become Apemantus. ALL SERV. Afide, afide; here comes lord Timon. Re-enter TIMON and FLAVIUS. APEM. Come with me, fool, come. FOOL. I do not always follow lover, elder brother, and woman; fometime, the philofopher. [Exeunt APEMANTUS and FOOL. FLAV 'Pray you, walk near; I'll speak with you anon. [Exeunt SERV. TIM. You make me marvel: Wherefore, ere this time, my ftate before me; Had you not fully laid That I might fo have rated my expence, As I had leave of means? Perchance, fome fingle 'vantages you took, FLAV. O my good lord! At many times I brought in my accounts, When, for fome trifling prefent, you have bid me To pay your prefent debts. TIM. Let all my land be fold. FLAV. 'Tis all engag'd, fome forfeited and gone; And what remains will hardly stop the mouth Of prefent dues: the future comes apace : TIM. To Lacedæmon did my land extend. How quickly were it gone ? TIM. You tell me true. FLAV. If you fufpect my husbandry, or falsehood, Call me before the exacteft auditors, And fet me on the proof. So the gods bless me, With riotous feeders; when our vaults have wept And fet mine eyes at flow. TIM. Pr'ythee, no more. FLAV. Heavens, have I said, the bounty of this lord! How many prodigal bits have flaves, and peasants, This night englutted! Who is not Timon's? What heart, head, fword, force, means, but is lord Timon's? Ah! when the means are gone, that buy this praise, TIM. Come, fermon me no further : No villainous bounty yet hath pass'd my heart; Why doft thou weep? Canft thou the confcience lack, If I would broach the veffels of my love, And try the argument of hearts by borrowing, FLAV. Affurance blefs your thoughts! TIM. And, infome fort, thefe wants of mine are crown'd, That I account them bleffings; for by these Shall I try friends: You shall perceive, how you Miftake my fortunes; I am wealthy in my friends. Within there, ho!Flaminius! Servilius ! Enter FLAMINIUS, SERVILIUS, and other SERVANTS. SERV. My lord, my lord, [cius, TIM. I will defpatch you severally.-You, to lord Lu |