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Scene II.

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A room in the Garter Inn.

Enter Falstaff and Pistol.
Fal. I will not lend thee a penny.
Pist. Why, then the world's mine oyster,

Which I with sword will open.
Fal. Not a penny. I have been content, sir, you

should lay my countenance to pawn: I have
grated upon my good friends for three reprieves
for
you
and
your

coach-fellow Nym; or else you
had looked through the grate, like a geminy of
baboons. I am damned in hell for swearing to
gentlemen my friends, you were good soldiers
and tall fellows; and when Mistress Bridget
lost the handle of her fan, I took 't upon mine

honour thou hadst it not. Pist. Didst not thou share ? hadst thou not fifteen

pence?
Fal. Reason, you rogue, reason; think'st thou I'll

endanger my soul gratis ? At a word, hang no
more about me, I am no gibbet for you. Go.
A short knife and a throng !-To your manor
of Pickt-hatch! Go. You'll not bear a letter
for me, you rogue! you stand upon your honour!
Why, thou unconfinable baseness, it is as much
as I can do to keep the terms of my honour
precise: I, I, I myself sometimes, leaving the
fear of God on the left hand, and hiding mine
honour in my necessity, am fain to shuffle, to
hedge, and to lurch; and yet you, rogue, will

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ensconce your rags, your cat-a-mountain looks,
your red-lattice phrases, and your bold-beating
oaths, under the shelter of your honour! You 30

will not do it, you!
Pist. I do relent : what would thou more of man?

Enter Robin.
Rob. Sir, here's a woman would speak with you.
Fal. Let her approach.

mother was,

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Enter Mistress Quickly.
Quick. Give your worship good morrow.
Fal. Good morrow, good wife.
Quick. Not so, an't please your worship.
Fal. Good maid, then.
Quick. I'll be sworn;
As
my

the first hour I was born.
Fal. I do believe the swearer. What with me?
Quick. Shall I vouchsafe your worship a word or two?
Fal. Two thousand, fair woman: and I'll vouch-

safe thee the hearing.
Quick. There is one Mistress Ford, sir :-I pray,

come a little nearer this ways :—I myself dwell

with Master Doctor Caius,Fal. Well, on: Mistress Ford, you say,Quick. Your worship says very true :-I pray your

worship, come a little nearer this Fal. I warrant thee, nobody hears ;-mine own people,

mine own people. Quick. Are they so? God bless them, and make

them his servants ! Fal. Well, Mistress Ford ;—what of her?

ways.

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Quick. Why, sir, she's a good creature. — Lord,

Lord! your worship’s a wanton! Well, heaven

forgive you and all of us, I pray! Fal. Mistress Ford ;—come, Mistress Ford, Quick. Marry, this is the short and the long of it; 60

you have brought her into such a canaries as
'tis wonderful. The best courtier of them all,
when the court lay at Windsor, could never have
brought her to such a canary. Yet there has been
knights, and lords, and gentlemen, with their
coaches; I warrant you, coach after coach, letter
after letter, gift after gift ; smelling so sweetly,
all musk, and so rushling, I warrant you, in silk
and gold; and in such alligant terms; and in
such wine and sugar of the best and the fairest, 70
that would have won any woman's heart; and, I
warrant you, they could never get an eye-wink of
her: I had myself twenty angels given me this
morning; but I defy all angels—in any such sort,
as they say—but in the way of honesty: and, I
warrant you, they could never get her so much
as sip on a cup with the proudest of them all:
and yet there has been earls, nay, which is more,
pensioners; but, I warrant you, all is one with
her.

80 Fal. But what says she to me? be brief, my good

she-Mercury.
Quick. Marry, she hath received your letter; for the
which she thanks you a thousand times, and she

;
gives you to notify, that her husband will be

absence from his house between ten and eleven. Fal. Ten and eleven.

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me tell

Quick. Ay, forsooth; and then you may come and

see the picture, she says, that you wot of:
Master Ford, her husband, will be from home. 90
Alas, the sweet woman leads an ill life with him!
he's a very jealousy man: she leads

very

fram-
pold life with him, good heart.
Fal. Ten and eleven. Woman, commend me to her;

I will not fail her.
Quick. Why, you say well. But I have another

messenger to your worship. Mistress Page hath
her hearty commendations to you, too: and let

you

in your ear, she's as fartuous a civil modest wife, and one, I tell you, that will not 100 miss you morning nor evening prayer, as any is in Windsor, whoe'er be the other : and she bade me tell your worship that her husband is seldom from home; but, she hopes, there will come a time. I never knew a woman so dote upon a man: surely, I think you have charms,

la; yes, in truth. Fal. Not I, I assure thee: setting the attraction of my

Ι good parts aside, I have no other charms. Quick. Blessing on your heart for 't !

ΙΙο Fal. But, I pray thee, tell me this : has Ford's wife

and Page’s wife acquainted each other how they

love me?
Quick. That were a jest indeed! they have not so

little grace, I hope : that were a trick indeed!
But Mistress Page would desire you to send
her your little page, of all loves : her husband
has a marvellous infection to the little page; and,
truly, Master Page is an honest man. Never a

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wife in Windsor leads a better life than she does : 120
do what she will, say what she will, take all, pay
all, go to bed when she list, rise when she list,
all is as she will: and, truly, she deserves it ; for
if there be a kind woman in Windsor, she is one.

You must send her your page; no remedy.
Fal. Why, I will.
Quick. Nay, but do so, then: and, look you, he

,
may come and go between you both; and, in
any case, have a nay-word, that you may know
one another's mind, and the boy never need to 130
understand any thing; for 'tis not good that
children should know any wickedness: old
folks, you know, have discretion, as they say,

and know the world.
Fal. Fare thee well: commend me to them both :

there's my purse; I am yet thy debtor. Boy,
go along with this woman. [Exeunt Mistress

Quickly and Robin.] This news distracts me!
Pist. This punk is one of Cupid's carriers :

Clap on more sails; pursue ; up with your fights : 140
Give fire: she is my prize, or ocean whelm them all!

[Exit. Fal. Say'st thou so, old Jack ? go thy ways; I'll

.
make more of thy old body than I have done.
Will they get look after thee? Wilt thou, after
the
expense
of

money,

be now a gainer? Good body, I thank thee. Let them say 'tis grossly done ; so it be fairly done, no matter.

:

so much

Enter Bardolph.
Bard. Sir John, there's one Master Brook below

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