LOTTY'S MESSAGE.-ALEXANDER G. MURDOCH. Can you listen a heart-thrilling story A tale of the tragical sorrow That comes of the liking for gin? How honest Jack Drew was a drunkard, For Jack was a right honest fellow, And handsome and stalwart, as true,— "Twas Lotty they called her-" Wee Lotty "- And the end, you may guess, wasn't long. And Lotty's poor mother, alas, sirs, Now that her "dear Jack" was astray, And drew himself back from the brink But, alas for the heart's human weakness! To drink down the horror within! Oh, the fires of remorse that now wrung him! Ah: 'twas Lotty he now had to live for, Would loosen the bands that enslaved him She, too, was fast wearing away To the land where her mother had gone to, Well, one night in the depth of wild winter, And he handed poor Lotty her wee boots,- "Oh, father, the Sunday School Soiree, Next week!" and she smiled at the thought. "Curse the Sunday School Soiree! Be quick, child! Run, run the whole way all your might; I must have more drink, or, God help me, The river will have me to-night!" Hush, father! don't speak so! I'll go! yes, Though weak with a touch of the fever-" 66 "Off! make yourself scarce! out the door!" Oh, 'twas vexing to Lotty! Just think on't! To furnish the gin that was killing The love that her childhood should know; And the Children's Soiree she had dreamed of, No longer in hope to be hers! Oh, that drink should tear worse than a tiger! But Lotty ran hard with the "off"ring," Till checked by a sudden exhaustion; Weak and fainting at heart she crept onward, Till, reaching the pawn-shop's dark threshold, So Lotty, struck dumb with chill terror, "Where's the money, the money? oh, curse you! Till my breath felt crushed under a weight; Yes, he lifted his clenched fist and struck her,— Then placed her upon her straw pallet, "Oh, you wont die, sweet Lotty!--speak!--say so!* Oh, speak, Lotty!-speak! I'm your father! "Don't die! for my sake, dearest Lotty, Live to see me reclaimed from this curse Which binds me in fetters of madness Than slave-chains a thousand times worse; I'll struggle to break them forever, As beauty and peace are prefigured, An Iris let down from on high: "No, father, 'twas not you that struck me, "To be with you, and comfort you, father, But, just now, do you know, I saw mother, Have you not one sweet word for her, father? "Lotty, tell her I've signed it!—yes, signed it!— A smile lit the wan face of Lotty, A smile that was not of this earth, Where he sent Lotty's message of grace. A SERMON ON LIFE.-ROBERT J. BURDETTE. Man born of woman is of few days and no teeth, and indeed it would be money in his pocket sometimes if he had less of either. As for his teeth he had convulsions when he cut them, and as the last one comes through, lo! the dentist is twisting the first one out, and the last end of that man's jaw is worse than the first, being full of porcelain and a roof-plate built to hold blackberry seeds. Stone-bruises line his pathway to manhood; his father boxes his ears at home, the big boys cuff him in the playground and the teacher whips him in the school-room. He buyeth Northwestern at 1.10, when he hath sold short at ninety-six, and his neighbors unloadeth upon him Iron Mountain at sixty-three and five-eighths, and it straightway breaketh down to fifty-two and one-fourth. He riseth early and sitteth up late that he may fill his barns and storehouses, and lo! his children's lawyers divide the spoils among themselves and say: "Ha! ha!” He groaneth and is sore distressed because it raineth, and he beateth upon his breast and sayeth "My crop is lost!" because it raineth not. The late rains blight his wheat and the frost biteth his peaches. If it be so that the sun shineth, even among the nineties, he sayeth, "Woe is me, for I perish!" and if the northwest wind sigheth down in forty-two below, he crieth, "Would I were dead!" If he wears sackcloth and blue jean, men say "He is a tramp," and if he goeth forth shaven and clad in purple and fine linen, all the people cry: "Shoot the dude! He carrieth insurance for twenty-five years, until he hath paid thrice over for all his goods, and then he letteth his policy lapse one day, and that same night fire destroyeth his store. He buildeth him a house in Jersey, and his first-born is devoured by mosquitos. He pitcheth his tents in New York, and tramps devour his substance. He moveth to Kansas, and a cyclone carryeth his house away over into Missouri, while a prairie fire and tenmillion acres of grasshoppers fight for his crop. He settleth himself in Kentucky, and is shot the next day by a gentleman, a colonel and a statesman-because, sah, he resembles, sah, a man, sah, he did not like, sah. Verily, there is no rest for the sole of his feet, and if he had to do it over again he would not be born at all, for "the day of death is better than the day of one's birth." |