And vice fometimes by actions dignified. Full foon the canker death eats up that plant. Rom. Good-morrow, father. Fri. Benedicite. What early tongue fo fweet faluteth me? Thou art up rouz'd by fome diftemp'rature; Rom. I tell thee ere thou ask it me again; Where to the heart's core one hath wounded me, Within thy help and holy phyfick lie. Fri. Be plain, good fon, and homely in thy drift. On Juliet, Capulet's fair daughter; As mine on hers, fo hers is fet on mine: When, and where, and how We met, we woo'd, and made exchange of vows, That thou confent to marry us to day. Fri. Holy faint Francis, what a chance is this! Hurry Hurry thee on, thro' fhort liv'd, dear-bought pleasures, To curelefs woes, and lafting Penitence. Rom. I pray thee, chide me not, fhe whom I love, Doth give me grace for grace, and love for love: Do thou with heav'n fmile upon our union; Do not withhold thy benediction from us, But make two hearts, by holy marriage one. Fri. Well, come, my pupil, go along with me, In one refpect I'll give thee my affiftance; For this alliance may fo happy prove, To turn your houfhold rancour to pure love. Rom. Olet us hence, Love stands on sudden hafte. Fri. Wifely and flow; they ftumble that run fast. Mer. S CE NE IV. The STREET. Enter Benvolio and Mercutio. W [Exeunt. HERE the devil fhould this Romeo be? came he not home to night? Ben. Not to his father's; I fpoke with his man. Mer. Why that fame pale hard-hearted wench, that Rofaline, torments him fo, that he will fure run mad. Ben. Tibalt, the kinfman to old Capulet, hath fent a letter to his father's houfe. Mer. A challenge, on my life. Ben. Romeo will answer it. Mer. Alas, poor Romeo, he is already dead! ftabb'd with a white wench's black eye, run through the ear with a love-fong, the very pin of his heart cleft with the blind bow-boy's but-shaft; and is he a man to encounter Tibalt ? Ben. Why, what is Tibalt ? Mer. Oh he's the courageous captain of compliments; he fights as you fing prick-fong, keeps time, diftance, and proportion; efts his minum one, two, and the third in your bofom; the very butcher of a filk button, a duellift, a duelli; a gentleman of the very nrft houfe, of the B 2 first firft and fecond caufe; ah the immortal paffado, the punto reverfo, the hay Ben. The what? Mer. The pox of fuch antick lifping affected phantafies, thefe new tuners of accents : a very tall man -Jefu, a very good blade, a very good whore.- Why, is not this a lamentable thing, grandfire, that we should be thus afflicted with thefe ftrange flies, thefe fashion-mongers, thefe pardonnez-moy's? Ben. Here comes Romeo. Mer. Without his roe, like a dried herring. O fleft, flesh, how art thou finished ? Now is he for the numbers that Pitarch flowed in: Laura to his lady was but a kitchen-wench; marry fhe had a better love to berime her: Dido a dowdy: Cleopatra a gipfie, Helen and Hero hildings and harlots: Thisbe a gray eye or fo, but not to the purpose. Enter Romeo. Signior Romco, bonjour, there's a French falutation for you Mer. You gave us the counterfeit fairly last night. Mer. The flip, Sir, the flip: can you not conceive? Rom. Pardon, Mercutio, my bufinefs was great, and in fuch a cafe as mine, a man may ftrain curtefy. Enter Nurfe and her Man. Rom. A fayle! a fayle! Mer. Two, two, a fhirt and a fmock. Nurfe. Peter. Pet. Anon. Nurfe. My fan, Peter. Mer. Do, good Peter, to hide her face. Nurfe. Good ye good-morrow, gentlemen. Mer. God ye good den, fair gentlewoman. Nurse. Gentlemen, can any of you tell me where I may find young Romeo? Rom. I am the youngest of that name, for fault of a worse. Nurfe. You fay well. If you be he, fir, I defire fome confidence with you. Ben. She will indite him to Supper presently. Mer. Mer. A bawd, a bawd, a bawd: So ho. Mer. No, hare, Sir, but a bawd. Romeo, will you come to your father's? we'll to dinner thither. Rom, I will follow you. Mer. Farewel, ancient lady. [Exeunt Mercutio and Benvolio. Nurfe. I pray you, Sir, what faucy merchant was this that was fo full of his roguery? Rom. A gentleman, nurfe, that loves to hear himself talk, and will fpeak more in a minute, than he will ftand to in a month. Nurfe. An' a fpeak any thing against me, I'll take him down an' he were luftier than he is, and twenty fuch jacks and if I cannot, I'll find those that fhall. Scurvy knave, I am none of his flirt gills; and thou must stand by too, and fuffer every knave to use me at his pleasure. [To her man. Pet. I faw no man ufe you at his pleasure if I had, my weapon fhould quickly have been out, I warrant you I dare draw as foon as another man, if I fee occafion in a good quarrel, and the law on my fide. Nurf. Now, afore God, I am fo vext, that every part about me quivers Scurvy knave! Pray you, Sir, a word: and as I told you, my young lady bid me enquire you out. What the bid me fay, I will keep to myfelf: but firft let me tell ye, if ye fhould lead her into fool's paradife, as they fay, it were a very grofs kind of behaviour, as they fay; for the gentlewoman is young, and therefore if you fhould deal double with her, truly it were an ill thing to be offered to any gentle woman. Rom. Commend me to thy lady and miftrefs, I protest unto thee Nurfe Good heart, and i'faith I will tell her as much; Lord, lord, fhe will be a joyful woman. Rom. What wilt thou tell her, Nurfe? thou doft not mark me. Nurse. I will tell her, Sir, that you do proteft; which, as I take it, is a gentleman like offer. Rom. Bid her devife fome means to come to fhrift this afternoon. And there fhe fhall at friar Lawrence's cell Nurfe. This afternoon, Sir? well, fhe fhall be there. Rom. And ftay, good nurfe, behind the abbey wall : Within this hour my man fhall be with thee, And bring thee cords made like a tackled stair, Nurfe. Well, Sir, my miftrefs is the fweeteft lady; lord, lord, when t'was a little prating thing- .0, there is a noble man in town, one Paris, that would fain lay knife aboard; but the, good foul, had as lieve fee a toad, a very toad, as fee him: I anger her fometimes, and tell her that Paris is the properer man; but I'll warrant you, when I fay fo, fhe looks as pale as any clout in the verfal world. Rem. Commend me to my lady- Pet. Anon. Peter ? [Exit Romeo. [Exeunt. Nurfe. Take my fan, and go before. Jul. T Capulet's House. Enter Juliet. HE clock ftruck nine, when I did fend the nurse: In half an hour fhe promis'd to return. Perchance fhe cannot meet him--That's not fo She'd |