Going to law in those expensive days Was much the same as going to the Dogs! And that sagacious and judicial Creature, With ears so wig-like, and a cap of fur, And puppies under age It may be that the Creature was not meant Or Lyndhurst, after the vacation's furlough, On wool he sometimes wishes in his ears, When touching Corn Laws, Taxes, or Tithe-piggery, He hears a fierce attack, And, sitting on his sack, Listens in his great wig to greater Whiggery! So, possibly, those others, In coats so various, or sleek, or rough, The Counsel sitting in that solemn Court, Or those great Sergeants, learned in the Law,Who but must trace a feature now and then Of those forensic men, As good at finding heirs as any harrier, Renown'd like greyhounds for long tales-indeed, In Deeds of Trust as sure as Tray the trusty,- However slow or fast, Full of urbanity, or supercilious, And never may the canine race regret it, A CUSTOM-HOUSE BREEZE. ONE day-no matter for the month or year, Began to land her passengers at Dover; Through roll and pitch, The Ocean-King had sickophants enough! Away, as fast as they could walk or run, A female, who from some mysterious check, As if she did not care for land a tittle, Her foot Into an Isle described as "tight and little." In vain commissioner and touter, Porter and waiter throng'd about her Boring, as such officials only bore— In spite of rope and barrow, knot and truck, Of plank and ladder, there she stuck, She couldn't, no, she wouldn't go on shore. "But, ma'am," the steward interfered, "The wessel must be cleared. You mustn't stay aboard, ma'am, no one don't! And all the passengers is gone but you." Says she, "I cannot go ashore and won't!" "You ought to!" "But I can't!" "You must!" "I shan't!" At last, attracted by the racket, The captain came himself, and cap in hand, Wherefore the lady could not leave the packet. "Why then," the lady whispered with a shiver, That made the accents quiver, "I've got some foreign silks about me pinn'd, In short so many things, all contraband, To tell the truth I am afraid to land, In such a searching wind!" EPIGRAM. THE SUPERIORITY OF MACHINERY. A MECHANIC his labour will often discard But a clock-and its case is uncommonly hard- MORE HULLAH-BALOO. "Loud as from numbers without number."-MILTON. "You may do it extempore, for it's nothing but roaring." AMONGST the great inventions of this age, QUINCE. Which ev'ry other century surpasses, Is one,-just now the rage,― Call'd "Singing for all Classes". That is, for all the British millions, And billions, And quadrillions, Not to name Quintilians, That now, alas! have no more ear than asses, In time and tune, Correct as clocks, and musical as glasses In fact, a sort of plan, Including gentleman as well as yokel, Public or private man, To call out a Militia,-only Vocal And not designed for military follies, But keeping still within the civil border, To form with mouths in open order, Whether this grand harmonic scheme |