THE DEACON'S MASTERPIECE, BY OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES Dr. Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809-1894) was born at Cambridge, Mass. Although he practiced his profession of medicine, was Professor of Anatomy and Physiology at the Harvard Medical School, and wrote some scientific works, he is best known as the author of poems and essays, mostly humorous, light, and fanciful. He was very popular in his time as a witty conversationalist and a brilliant speech maker. AVE you heard of the wonderful one-hoss shay, HA That was built in such a logical way? It ran a hundred years to a day, And then, of a sudden, itah, but stay, I'll tell you what happened without delay- Frightening people out of their wits Have you ever heard of that, I say? Seventeen hundred and fifty-five. It was on the terrible Earthquake day Now in building of chaises I tell you what, In panel or crossbar or floor or sill, 5 In screw, bolt, thorough-brace, - lurking still, IO But the Deacon swore (as Deacons do, It should be so built that it couldn't break daown. 15 "Fur," said the Deacon, "'t's mighty plain Thut the weakes' place mus' stan' the strain; 'N' the way t' fix it, uz I maintain, 20 25 Is only jest T' make that place uz strong uz the rest." So the Deacon inquired of the village folk He sent for lancewood to make the thills; The crossbars were ash, from the straightest trees Never an ax had seen their chips, And the wedges flew from between their lips, Steel of the finest, bright and blue; That was the way he "put her through." Do! I tell you, I rather guess She was a wonder, and nothing less! Children and grandchildren — where were they? Eighteen hundred-it came and found Little of all we value here Wakes on the morn of its hundredth year S ΣΟ 15 20 25 5 ΙΟ 15 20 25 In fact there's nothing that keeps its youth, You're welcome. No extra charge.) First of November - the Earthquake day- But nothing local, as one may say. There couldn't be for the Deacon's art Had made it so like in every part That there wasn't a chance for one to start. For the wheels were just as strong as the thills, First of November, Fifty-five! This morning the parson takes a drive. The parson was working his Sunday's text - S. H. R. SEVEN 19 All at once the horse stood still, What do you think the End of the wonderful one-hoss shay. 1. What kind of vehicle did the Deacon build? What was his theory as to building a "shay"? 2. How did he carry out his theory? Read the passages that answer this question. Make a list of the special parts of the chaise named. 3. On what day did the Deacon complete his task? Is Holmes correct as to the dates of Braddock's defeat and the Lisbon earthquake? 4. Explain lines 10-11, page 286; 8, 17, 27, page 289; 17, page 290. 5. What happened finally to the "masterpiece"? Was the Deacon still living? How did the chaise happen to go to pieces? Was the Deacon's theory of building correct? 6. Suggested readings: Holmes's "How the Old Horse Won the Bet"; Lowell's "The Courtin'." 5 IO 15 |