I won't inflict on you the category Of all who've tried to get me for their own, But only here and there, to fit my story, Note such and such, most worthy to be known; Relating how my ruin first was planned, And thieves have passed me down from hand to hand. You'll think it past belief, but once I started Off at full gallop of my own accord, And right across the whole known world I darted, This way and that, and so the matter ended. By a priest's counsel, or a demon's passion; Hither and thither let me out on hire: Firm in me, came a German full of bluster; But oft to bear him home, as turned the wheel, Those heels were forced their utmost speed to muster: He tried and tried enough to gall his foot, But never yet could pull on all the boot. Left for a century upon the shelf, A simple trader next I'll name who wore me, And o'er the sea to Eastern climates bore me, But something of solidity was lost; And in the long run, finding out the difference, And try to clutch it with his little claw; Among the other foreign dilettanti, A certain King of Spades with all his might Would pull me on-but while he toiled and panted Found himself planté ld in sorry plight; A capon, jealous of the hen-roost, crowed In those same times, my fortune's underminer, Of plots and frauds that o'er three centuries spread. my fate Thus harassed, tossed about from hand to hand, I felt a Frank and Spaniard take their stand, Contending which could prove the stronger arm; At length Don Quixote bore me off, but found me Crushed out of shape with all the blows around me. Those who beheld me on his foot have told me This Spaniard wore me in most evil style; Still half-way down me grew, in vermeil coloured, But this a shameless Pope, of birth dishonoured To crown a scion of his guilty race. Well, from that moment each one at his will With awl and shears in cobbler-craft might dabble And so from frying-pan to fire I fell; Viceroys, police, and all that sort of rabble, To grind me down struck out a new idea, Thus clutched alternately by paw of famished Ah me! poor boot, I have been led astray, By stranger legs I would be put in motion, I feel-I own it-but withal I now My greatest grievance, though, to priests is owing— Mere hypocrites, who flatter by profession. And here I am, meanwhile, threadbare, despised, A certain worthy's once I took on trial; The stoutest boot in the whole world's dépôt; Patched up again after the ancient style, And once more carried to the skinning place, I, of prodigious worth and weight erewhile, Scarce my original leather now can trace: Both toil and cost it needs, nor too much haste; Look at me, also, on this side I'm blue, There red and white, and up here black and yellow;— A very harlequin of chequered hue; To make my tone harmonious and mellow, Remodel me discreetly (may I hint?) All in one piece, and one prevailing tint. Search diligently if the world supplies A man, I care not what, so not a coward ; And, when in me his foot securely lies, If any prig peer in with schemes untoward Of practising once more the usual quacking, We'll pay him off with kicks, and send him packing. LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY, No. 1, OLD BROAD STREET, LONDON. SECURITY.--The Assured are protected from the liabilities attaching to Mutual Assurance by a Fund of a Million and a Half Sterling, of which nearly a Million is actually invested, one-third in Government Securities, and the remainder in first-class Debentures and Mortgages in Great Britain. PROFITS.-Four-fifths, or Eighty per Cent. of the Profits are assigned to Policies every fifth year. The Assured are entitled to participate after Payment of One Premium. PURCHASE OF POLICIES.-A liberal allowance is made on the surrender of a Policy, either by a Cash Payment or the issue of a Policy free of Premium. CLAIMS.-The Company has disbursed in Payment of Claims and additions upwards of £1,500,000. PROPOSALS FOR INSURANCES may be made at the Chief Office, as above; at the Branch Office, 16, Pall Mall, London; or to any of the Agents throughout the kingdom. SAMUEL INGALL, ACTUARY. FENDERS, STOVES, FIRE-IRONS, AND CHIMNEY-PIECES. Buyers of the above are requested, before finally deciding, to visit They contain such an assortment of FENDERS, STOVES, RANGES, CHIMNEYPIECES, FIRE-IRONS, and GENERAL IRONMONGERY as cannot be approached elsewhere, either for variety, novelty, beauty of design, or exquisiteness of workmanship. Bright Stoves, with ormolu ornaments and two sets of bars, 57. 158. to 331. 108.; bronzed Fenders, with standards, 7s. to 5l. 128.; steel Fenders, 27. 15s. to 117.; ditto, with rich ormolu ornaments, 27. 158. to 187.; Chimney-pieces, from 11. 88. to 80l.; Fire Irons, from 28. 3d. the set to 41. 48. The BURTON and all other PATENT STOVES, with radiating hearth-plates. W IRON ILLIAM S. BURTON'S GENERAL FURNISHING MONGERY CATALOGUE may be had gratis, and free by post. It contains upwards of 400 Illustrations of his illimited Stock of Sterling Silver and Electro Plate, Nickel Silver and Britannia Metal Goods, Dish Covers, Hot Water Dishes, Stoves, Fenders, Marble Chimneypieces, Kitchen Ranges, Lamps, Gaseliers, Tea Trays, Urns, and Kettles, Clocks, Table Cutlery, Baths, Toilet Ware, Turnery, Iron and Brass Bedsteads, Bedding, Bedroom Cabinet Furniture, &c., with Lists of Prices and Plans of the Twenty large Show Rooms, at 39, Oxford Street, W.; 1, 1A, 2, 3, and 4, Newman Street; and 4, 5, and 6, Perry's Place, and 1, Newman's Mews, London. ESTABLISHED 1820. ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE CONTAINS Designs and Prices of 150 different articles of HEAL AND SON, 196, TOTTENHAM COURT ROAD, LONDON. SLACK'S NICKEL ELECTRO PLATE IS A COATING OF PURE SILVER OVER NICKEL, MANUFACTURED SOLELY BY R. AND J. SLACK. It has stood twenty years" test, and still retains its Electro-Plated durability and silver. superiority over all others for Table Forks, per dozen... £1 10 0 Dessert Spoons............... 1 00 £2 8 0 0 0 1 10 0 220 300 0 12 0 0 18 0 100 OLD GOODS REPLATED EQUAL TO NEW. 1 3 6 SLACK'S FENDER, FIRE-IRON, AND GENERAL FURNISHING IRONMONGERY WAREHOUSE. Families Furnishing will find it to their advantage to inspect the Stock and compare the prices. A Set of Kitchen Furniture suitable for moderate size house, £4 118. 11d. RICHARD AND JOHN SLACK, Slack's Catalogue with 350 Engravings Gratis, or Post Free. |