Phe. Think not I love him, though I ask for him; Than that mix'd in his cheek; 'twas just the difference I have more cause to hate him than to love him: He said, mine eyes were black, and my hair black; The matter's in my head, and in my heart: [Exeunt. Enter ROSALIND, CELIA, and Jaques. Ros. They say you are a melancholy fellow. gondola.-Why, how now, Orlando! where have you Ros. Break an hour's promise in love? He that will Ros. Nay, an you be so tardy, come no more in my sight: Ihad as lief be woo'd of a snail. Orl. Of a snail? Ros. Ay, of a snail; for though he comes slowly, he carries his house on his head; a better jointure, I think, than you can make a woman; besides, he brings his destiny with him. Orl. What's that? Ros. Why, horns; which such as you are fain to be beholden to your wives for: but he comes armed in his fortune, and prevents the slander of his wife. Orl. Virtue is no horn-maker; and my Rosalind is virtuous. Ros. And I am your Rosalind. Cel. It pleases him to call you so ; but he hath a Rosalind of a better leer than you. Ros. Come, woo me, woo me; for now I am in a holiday humour, and like enough to consent. What would you say to me now, an I were your very, very, Rosalind? Orl. I would kiss, before I spoke. Ros. Nay, you were better speak first; and when you were gravelled for lack of matter, you might take occasion to kiss. Very good orators, when they are out, they will spit; and for lovers, lacking (God warn us!) matter, the cleanliest shift is to kiss. Orl. How if the kiss be denied? Ros. Then she puts you to entreaty, and there begins new matter. Orl. Who could be out, being before his beloved Ros. Those, that are in extremity of either, are abo-mistress? Ros. Marry, that should you, if I were your mistress; or I should think my honesty ranker than my wit. Orl. What, of my suit? Ros. Not out of your apparel, and yet out of your suit. Am not I your Rosalind? Orl. I take some joy to say you are, because I would be talking of her. Jaq. Why, 'tis good to be sad and say nothing. Ros. Why then, 'tis good to be a post. Jaq. I have neither the scholar's melancholy, which is emulation; nor the musician's, which is fantastical; nor the courtier's, which is proud; nor the soldier's, which is ambitious; nor the lawyer's, which is poli-Ros. Well, in her person, I say, I will not have you. tic; nor the lady's, which is nice; nor the lover's, Orl. Then, in mine own person, I die. which is all these: but it is a melancholy of mine own, Ros. No, faith, die by attorney. The poor world is compounded of many simples, extracted from many almost six thousand years old, and in all this time there objects; and, indeed, the sundry contemplation of was not any man died in his own person, videlicet, in my travels, in which my often rumination wraps me,is a a love-cause. Troilus had his brains dashed out with most humorous sadness. a Grecian club; yet he did what he could to die before; and he is one of the patterns of love. Leander, he would have lived many a fair year, though Hero had turned nun, if it had not been for a hot midsummer night: for, good youth, he went but forth to wash him in the Hellespont, and, being taken with the cramp, was drowned; and the foolish chroniclers of that age found it was - Hero of Sestos. But these are all lies; men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love. Ros. A traveller! By my faith, you have great reason to be sad: I fear, you have sold your own lands, to see other men's; then, to have seen much, and to have nothing, is to have rich eyes and poor hands. Jaq. Yes, I have gained my experience. Enter ORLANDO. Ros.And your experience makes you sad:I had rather have a fool to make me merry, than experience to make me sad; and to travel for it too. Orl.I would not have my right Rosalind of this mind; for, I protest, her frown might kill me. Ros. By this hand, it will not kill a fly. But come, now I will be your Rosalind in a more coming-on disposition; and ask me what you will, I will grant it. Orl. Then love me, Rosalind! Ros. Yes, faith will I, Fridays, and Saturdays, and all. Orl. And wilt thou have me? Ros. Ay, but when? Orl. Why now; as fast as she can marry us. Ros. I might ask you for your commission; but, -1 Orl. So do all thoughts: they are winged. Ros.Now tell me, how long you would have her, after you have possessed her. Orl. For ever, and a day. -Orl. With no less religion, than if thou wert indeed Ros. Well, time is the old justice, that examines all Ros. Say a day, without the ever. No, no, Orlando; men are April, when they woo, December, when they wed; maids are May, when they are maids, but the sky changes, when they are wives. I will be more jealous of thee than a Barbary cock-pigeon over his hen; more clamorous than a parrot against rain; more newfangled than an ape; more giddy in my desires than a monkey: I will weep for nothing, like Diana in the fountain, and I will do that, when you are disposed to be merry; I will laugh like a hyen, and that when thou art inclined to sleep. Orl. But will my Rosalind do so? done to her own nest. Ros. O coz, coz, coz, my pretty little coz, that thou didst know, how many fathom deep I am in love! But it cannot be sounded; my affection hath an unknown bottom, like the bay of Portugal. Cel. Or rather bottomless; that as fast as you pour Ros. No, that same wicked bastard of Venus, that was Ros. Or else she could not have the wit to do this: the wiser, the waywarder. Make the doors upon a woman's wit, and it will out at the casement; shut that, and 'twill out at the key-hole: stop that, 'twill fly with the smoke out at the chimney. Orl. A man, that had a wife with such a wit, he might say,-Wit, whither wilt? [Exeunt. SCENE II.-Another part of the forest. Jaq. Let's present him to the duke, like a Roman Ros. Nay, you might keep that check for it, till you met your wife's wit going to your neighbour's bed. Orl. And what wit could wit have to excuse that? Ros.Marry, to say, she came to seek you there. You shall never take her without her answer, unless you take her without her tongue.O,that woman that cannot make her fault her husband's occasion, let her never nurse her child herself, for she will breed it like a fool. Orl. For these two hours, Rosalind, I will leave thee. Ros. Alas, dear love, I cannot lack thee two hours. Orl. I must attend the duke at dinner; by two o'clock I will be with thee again. Jaq. Sing it; 'tis no matter how it be in tune, so it Orl. Ay, sweet Rosalind. SCENE III.-The forest. Cel. I warrant you, with pure love, and troubled brain, I Sil. My errand is to you, fair youth; My gentle Phebe bid me give you this:[Giving a letter know not the contents; but, as I guess, By the stern brow and waspish action, Which she did use as she was writing of it, It bears an angry tenour: pardon me, am but as a guiltless messenger. I Ros. Patience herself would startle at this letter, Ros. By my troth, and in good earnest, and so God A freestone-colour'd hand; I verily did think, Ros. Why, 'tis a boisterous and cruel style, Ros. She Phebes me. Mark how the tyrant writes. Art thou god to shepherd turn'd, That a maiden's heart hath burn'd? Can a woman rail thus ? Sil. Call you this railing? Whiles the eye of man did woo me, If the scorn of your bright eyne [Reads. Ros. Do you pity him? no, he deserves no pity. Wilt thou love such a woman?-What, to make thee an instrument, and play false strains upon thee! not to be endured!-Well, go your way to her, (for I see, love hath made thee a tame snake,) and say this to her ;That if she love me, I charge her to love thee: if she will not, I will never have her, unless thou entreat for her. If you be a true lover, hence, and not a word; for here comes more company. [Exit Silvius. Enter OLIVer. Oli. Good morrow, fair ones: Pray you, if you know Oli. If that an eye may profit by a tongue, Cel. It is no boast, being ask'd, to say, we are. I This handkerchief was stain'd. Cel. I pray you, tell it. Oli. When last the young Orlando parted from you, He left a promise to return again Within an hour; and, pacing through the forest, A wretched ragged man, o'ergrown with hair, Lay couching, head on ground, with catlike watch, To prey on nothing, that doth seem as dead : And found, it was his brother, his elder brother. Cel. O, I have heard him speak of that same brother; And he did render him the most unnatural, That liv'd 'mongst men. Oli. And well he might so do, For well I know he was unnatural. Ros. But, to Orlando; -did he leave him there, Food to the suck'd aud hungry lioness? Oli. Twice did he turn his back, and purpos'd so: But kindness, nobler ever than revenge, And nature, stronger than his just occasion, Who quickly fell before him; in which hurtling Ros. Was it you he rescu❜d? Cel. Was't you, that did so oft contrive to kill him? When from the first to last, betwixt us two, Oli. Many will swoon, when they do look on blood. Ros I would, I were at home. Cel. We'll lead you thither ; pray you, will you take him by the arm? Oli. Be of good cheer, youth!--You a man? that I Tears You lack a man's heart. earnest. Ros. Counterfeit, I assure you. Oli. Well then, take a good heart, and counterfeit to be a man. Ros. Soldo; but, i'faith, I should have been a woman by right. Cel. Come, you look paler and paler; pray you, draw homewards!-Good sir, go with us! Oli. That will I, for I must bear answer back, How you excuse my brother, Rosalind. Ros. I shall devise something. But, I pray you, commend my counterfeiting to him. Will you go? [Exeunt - SCENE I.-The same. And. 'Faith, the priest was good enough, for all the old gentleman's saying. Touch. A most wicked sir Oliver, Audrey, a most vile Mar-text. But, Audrey, there is a youth here in the forest lays claim to you. And. Ay, I know who 'tis; he hath no interest in me in the world: here comes the man you mean. Enter WILLIAM. Touch. It is meat and drink to me to see a clown. By my troth, we that have good wits, have much to answer for; we shall be flouting; we cannot hold. Will. Good even, Audrey! And. God ye good even, William ! Touch. A ripe age. Is thy name William ? Touch. A fair name. Wast borni' the forest here? Touch. Thank God;-a good answer. Art rich? [Exit. sche Orl. Rev. Cor. Our master and mistress seek you; come, away, away! Touch. So, so, is good, very good, very excellent good:-and yet it is not; it is but so so. Art thou wise? Will. Ay, sir, I have a pretty wit. Touch. Trip, Audrey, trip, Audrey :-- I attend, I Orl. Is't possible, that on so little acquaintance you Oli. Neither call the giddiness of it in question, the poverty of her, the small acquaintance, my sudden wooing, nor her suddden consenting; but say with me, I love Aliena; say with her, that she loves me; consent with both, that we may enjoy each other: it shall be to your good; for my father's house,and all the revenue that was old sir Rowland's, will I estate upon you, and here live and die a shepherd. Ros. I thought, thy heart had been wounded with the Orl. Wounded it is, but with the eyes of a lady. Ros. O, I know, where you are.-Nay, 'tis true; there was never any thing so sudden,but the fight of two rams and Caesar's thrasonical brag of- I came, saw, and overcame. For your brother and my sister no sooner met,but they looked: no sooner looked, but they loved; no sooner loved, but they sighed; no sooner sighed, but they asked one another the reason; no sooner knew the reason, but they sought the remedy: and in these Touch. Why, thou say'st well. I do now remember a degrees have they made a pair of stairs to marriage, saying, The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise which they will climb incontinent, or else be incontiman knows himself to be a fool. The heathen philoso-nent before marriage: they are in the very wrath of pher, when he had a desire to eat a grape, would open love, and they will together; clubs cannot part them. his lips, when he put it into his mouth; meaning there- Orl. They shall be married to-morrow; and I will by, that grapes were made to eat,and lips to open. You bid the duke to the nuptials. But, O, how bitter a thing do love this maid? Will. I do, sir. Touch. Give me your hand. Art thou learned? it is to look into happiness through another man's Touch. Then learn this of me: To have, is to have. For it is a figure in rhetoric, that drink, being poured out of a cup into a glass, by filling the one doth Orl. I can live no longer by thinking. empty the other. For all your writers do consent, that Ros.I will weary you no longer then with idle talking. ipse is he; now, you are not ipse, for I am he. Know of me then, (for now I speak to some purpose,) Will. Which he, sir? that I know, you are a gentleman of good conceit: I Touch. He, sir, that must marry this woman. There- speak not this, that you should bear a good opinion of fore, you clown, abandon, which is in the vulgar, my knowledge, insomuch, I say, I know you are; neileave, the society, -- which in the boorish is, com-ther do I labour for a greater esteem, than may in some pany, -- of this female - which in the common is, wo- little measure draw a belief from you to do yourself an, which together is, abandon the society of this good, and not to grace me. Believe then, if you please, that I can do strange things: I have, since I was three years old, conversed with a magician, most profound in his art, and yet not damnable. If you do love Rosalind so near the heart, as your gesture cries it out,when your brother marries Aliena, shall you marry her: I know,into what straights of fortune she is driven; and it is not impossible to me, if it appear not inconvenient to you, to set her before your eyes to-morrow, human as she is, and without any danger. Orl. Speakest thou in sober meanings? Ros. By my life, I do; which I tender dearly, though Look, here comes a lover of mine, and a lover of hers. Ros. I care not, if I have: it is my study, Phe. Good shepherd, tell this youth, what 'tis to love! And so am I for Phebe. Phe. And I for Ganymede. Orl. And I for Rosalind. Ros. And I for no woman. Sil. It is to be all made of faith and service; And so am I for Phebe. Phe. And I for Ganymede. Orl. And I for Rosalind. Ros. And I for no woman. Sil. It is to be all made of fantasy, All made of passion, and all made of wishes; Phe. And so am I for Ganymede. Orl. And so am I for Rosalind. Ros. And so am I for no woman. Phe. If this be so, why blame you me to loveyou? Orl. To her that is not here, nor doth not hear. commands. Touch. Truly, young gentlemen, though there was no greater matter in the ditty, yet the note was very untuneable. 1 Page. You are deceived, sir; we kept time, we lost not our time. Touch. By my troth, yes; I count it but time lost to hear such a foolish song. God be with you; and God mend your voices!-Come, Audrey. [Exeunt. SCENE IV. Another part of the forest. Enter Duke senior, AMIENS, JAQUES, ORLANDO, Oliver, and CELIA. Duke S. Dost thou believe, Orlando, that the boy can do all this that he hath promised? Orl. I sometimes do believe, and sometimes do not; As those that fear they hope, and know they fear. Enter ROSALIND, SILVIUS, and PHEBE. Ros. Patience once more, whiles our compact is You say, if I bring in your Rosalind, [To the Duke. her? Orl. That would I, were I of all kingdoms king. Phe. That will I, should I die the hour after. Ros. You say, that you'll have Phebe, if she will? Ros. I have promis'd to make all this matter even. |