Profanely for the apocryphal Next him his son and heir-apparent 225 230 235 And now the saints began their reign, For which th' had yearn'd so long in vain, To see an empire all of kings, 240 Deliver'd from the Egyptian awe Of justice, government, and law, And free t' erect what spiritual cantons Should be reveal'd, or gospel Hans-towns, Were found the busiest to transact; 260 Yet many different intellects Some were for setting up a king, 265 But all the rest for no such thing, Unless King Jesus; others tamper'd For Fleetwood, Desborough, and Lambert; 270 Some for the Rump: and some, more crafty, For agitators, and the safety; Some for the gospel, and massacres Of spiritual affidavit-makers, That swore to any human regence, 975 280 And some against th' Egyptian bondage 985 And rectifying bakers' loaves; And some for finding out expedients 290 As men most fit t' hold forth the word, Others were for abolishing That tool of matrimony, a ring, With which th' unsanctify'd bridegroom Is married only to a thumb; (As wise as ringing of a pig, That us'd to break up ground, and dig ;) That nulls the after-marriage still. 305 310 Others, to make all things recant 315 The Christian or sirname of saint; And force all churches, streets, and towns, The holy title to renounce; Some 'gainst a third estate of souls, And bringing down the price of coals: 320 Some for abolishing black-pudding, And eating nothing with the blood in; For thrashing mountains, and with spells At th' unregarded helm of state, 325 330 335 And save their windpipes from the law: 340 For one rencounter at the bar Was worse than all th' had 'scap'd in war; And therefore met in consultation 345 350 'Mong these there was a politician, With more heads than a beast in vision, And more intrigues in ev'ry one Than all the whores of Babylon; 355 Upon the other were a spy, That to trepan the one to think The other blind, both strove to blink: And in his dark, pragmatic way, As busy as a child at play, 360 H' had seen three governments run down, And had a hand in ev'ry one; Was for 'em and against 'em all, But barb'rous when they came to fall; For by trepanning th' old to ruin, $65 He made his int'rest with the new one; Play'd true and faithful, tho' against His conscience, and was still advanc'd. Transform'd to a feeble state camelion, 370 He never fail'd to save his tide, But got the start of ev'ry state, And at a change ne'er came too late: Cou'd turn his word, and oath, and faith, 375 As many ways as in a lathe; By turning, wriggle, like a screw, Int' highest trust, and out, for new. 380 But being out, and out of hopes To mount his ladder (more) of ropes, 385 So little did he understand The desp'rate feats he took in hand. For when h' had got himself a name For fraud and tricks, he spoil'd his game; 390 Jad fore'd his neck into a noose, To show his play at fast and loose: So right his judgment was cut fit, And when he chanc'd t' escape, mistook 395 400 O' th' compass in their bones and joints; Can by their pangs and aches find Can by their crimes prognosticate, And in their conciences feel pain 410 415 All ways he could t' insure his throat: |