Paying the wonted fine, and giving These previous cases heard, they bring Your single rogues could scarcely catch, To catch the rascals going double! They begged of Vice so bold a sample, Or else, the sage Police were sure Gravely the Justice heard the speech, And said "Young men, 'tis very true! 66 Appearances are aggravated, "Your being thus so strangely mated; 66 Perhaps you can explain, and state your The Justice ceased-the brothers stared- We must be careful how we consider there is any exaggeration in this harangue; how we censure the author for too broad a caricature, or the justice for too harsh a vein of reasoning. Are the Siamese the only men condemned for what it often happens Nature has been alone to blame? Do none owe crime to the example of parents, the stings of famine, and a variety of circumstances over which the culprits had no control? Poverty ties men to guilt, as the bone united Chang to Ching. And a poor devil born beneath the frown of fortune is hung because it continues. N Bewilderment and fear Ching muzzled, And ev❜n sage Chang looked vastly puzzled. Chang was the first to re-collect Stoutly the stalwart Justice eyeing, He'd just upon the lip-the word; But all impatient to be heard, "I made the row, Sir, I alone, "While Chang was gazing on the sky, sir; "He prest me greatly to come on, "But such a girl was in my eye, sir! "And so, not deeming it could hurt "You, or your laws, I stopped to flirt; "And tho' my weakness you may blame, sir, 66 Perhaps you might have done the same, sir.” The Justice smiled-ev'n English cadis Are rarely prudes about the ladies. Ching sees, and boldly he renews- "Well, Sir, and while we thus amuse "Ourselves, come by some lawless strangers, "Who turn delight, Sir, into dangers. Nay, one of these uncourteous foes "Had put quite out of joint my nose; "But that I clenched, in wrath and trouble "The fists I lately learn'd to double; "Then a few blows exchanged, Sir—then "A night, Sir, in a shocking hole, "But one word more ;-in this affair, "If I have sinned, my sin not knowing, "Such penance I consent to bear "As you may deem it worth bestowing; "But he-my brother-no offence "Committed; you must let him hence! "Take me to prison, if you please, "But first this gentleman release; "And while to jail the guilty sending, "Take heed, nor touch the unoffending !" Ching ceased; the court was in a grin - He straight dismissed all farther hearing: Alas! how in the world we 're made for, To help our lame dogs o'er the style! It chanced that Laneham all night long Aroused the sense-till then of aught unheeding. So, as he moved, he heard the loud And guessing wonder of the crowd, "Two joined together, head and foot-I "Saw them myself, they look so sooty." These words, and more resembling these, |