Cur. The hart. Duke. Why, so I do, the noblest that I have: O, when mine eyes did see Olivia first, Methought she purged the air of pestilence! 20 And my desires, like fell and cruel hounds, Enter VALENTINE. How now! what news from her? Val. So please my lord, I might not be admitted; The element itself, till seven years' heat, 30 A brother's dead love, which she would keep fresh Duke. O, she that hath a heart of that fine frame To pay this debt of love but to a brother, How will she love, when the rich golden shaft Hath kill'd the flock of all affections else That live in her; when liver, brain and heart, These sovereign thrones, are all supplied, and fill'd Her sweet perfections with one self king! Away before me to sweet beds of flowers: 40 Love-thoughts lie rich when canopied with bowers. [Exeunt. SCENE II. The sea-coast. Enter VIOLA, a Captain, and Sailors. Vio. What country, friends, is this? Cap. This is Illyria, lady. Vio. And what should I do in Illyria? My brother he is in Elysium. Perchance he is not drown'd: what think you, sailors? Vio. O my poor brother! and so perchance may he be. Cap. True, madam: and, to comfort you with chance, Assure yourself, after our ship did split, When you and those poor number saved with you Most provident in peril, bind himself, Courage and hope both teaching him the practice, 10 I saw him hold acquaintance with the waves Vio. For saying so, there's gold: Mine own escape unfoldeth to my hope, The like of him. Know'st thou this country? Cap. Ay, madam, well; for I was bred and born Not three hours' travel from this very place. Vio. Who governs here? Cap. A noble duke, in nature as in name. Cap. Orsino. Vio. Orsino! I have heard my father name him: He was a bachelor then. Cap. And so is now, or was so very late; And then 'twas fresh in murmur,-as, you know, Vio. What's she? Cap. A virtuous maid, the daughter of a count That died some twelvemonth since, then leaving her Vio. O that I served that lady And might not be delivered to the world, Cap. That were hard to compass; . Because she will admit no kind of suit, No, not the duke's. Vio. There is a fair behaviour in thee, captain; And though that nature with a beauteous wall Doth oft close in pollution, yet of thee I will believe thou hast a mind that suits 20 30 40 50 60 Only shape thou thy silence to my wit. SCENE III. OLIVIA's house. Enter SIR TOBY BELCH and MARIA. [Exeunt. Sir To. What a plague means my niece, to take the death of her brother thus? I am sure care's an enemy to life. Mar. By my troth, Sir Toby, you must come in earlier o’ nights: your cousin, my lady, takes great exceptions to your ill hours. Sir To. Why, let her except, before excepted. Mar. Ay, but you must confine yourself within the mod. est limits of order. 9 Sir To. Confine! I'll confine myself no finer than I am : these clothes are good enough to drink in; and so be these boots too: an they be not, let them hang themselves in their own straps. Mar. That quaffing and drinking will undo you I heard my lady talk of it yesterday; and of a foolish knight that you brought in one night here to be her wooer. Sir To. Who, Sir Andrew Aguecheek? Mar. Ay, he. Sir To. He's as tall a man as any's in Illyria. Sir To. Why, he has three thousand ducats a year. 20 Mar. Ay, but he'll have but a year in all these ducats: he's a very fool and a prodigal. Sir To. Fie, that you'll say so! he plays o' the viol-degamboys, and speaks three or four languages word for word without book, and hath all the good gifts of nature. 29 Mar. He hath indeed, almost natural for besides that he's a fool, he's a great quarreller; and but that he hath the gift of a coward to allay the gust he hath in quarrelling, 'tis thought among the prudent he would quickly have the gift of a grave. Sir To. By this hand, they are scoundrels and substractors that say so of him. Who are they? Mar. They that add, moreover, he's drunk nightly in your company. 39 Sir To. With drinking healths to my niece: I'll drink to her as long as there is a passage in my throat and drink in Illyria he's a coward and a coystrill that will not drink to my niece till his brains turn o' the toe like a parish-top. What, wench! Castiliano vulgo for here comes Sir Andrew Agueface. Enter SIR ANDREW AGUECHEEK. Sir And. Sir Toby Belch! now now, Sir Toby Belch ! Sir To. Sweet Sir Andrew ! Sir And. Bless you, fair shrew. Mar. And you too, sir. Sir To. Accost, Sir Andrew, accost. Sir And. What's that? Sir To. My niece's chambermaid. 50 Sir And. Good Mistress Accost, I desire better acquaint ance. Mar. My name is Mary, sir. Sir And. Good Mistress Mary Accost, Sir To. You mistake, knight: "accost" is front her, board her, woo her, assail her. 60 Sir And. By my troth, I would not undertake her in this company. Is that the meaning of "accost"? Mar. Fare you well, gentlemen. Sir To. An thou let part so, Sir Andrew, would thou mightst never draw sword again. Sir And. An you part so, mistress, I would I might never draw sword again. Fair lady, do you think you have fools in hand? Mar. Sir, I have not you by the hand. ΤΟ Sir And. Marry, but you shall have; and here's my hand. Mar. Now, sir, "thought is free:" I pray you, bring your hand to the buttery-bar and let it drink. Sir And. Wherefore, sweet-heart? what's your metaphor? Mar. It's dry, sir. 80 Sir And. Why, I think so: I am not such an ass but I can keep my hand dry. But what's your jest? Mar. A dry jest, sir. Sir And. Are you full of them? Mar. Ay, sir, I have them at my fingers' ends: marry, now I let go your hand, I am barren. [Exit. Sir To. O knight, thou lackest a cup of canary: when did I see thee so put down? Sir And. Never in your life, I think; unless you see canary put me down. Methinks sometimes I have no more wit than a Christian or an ordinary man has but I am a great eater of beef and I believe that does harm to my wit. Sir To. No question. 91 Sir And. An I thought that, I'ld forswear it. I'll ride home to-morrow, Sir Toby. Sir To. Pourquoi, my dear knight? Sir And. What is " pourquoi"? do or not do? I would I had bestowed that time in the tongues that I have in fencing, dancing and bear-bating: O, had I but followed the 100 arts! Sir To. Then hadst thou had an excellent head of hair. nature. Sir And. But it becomes me well enough, does't not? Sir To. Excellent; it hangs like flax on a distaff; and I hope to see a housewife take thee between her legs and spin it off. 110 Sir And. Faith, I'll home to-morrow, Sir Toby your niece will not be seen; or if she be, it's four to one she'll none of me the count himself here hard by woos her. Sir To. She'll none o' the count: she'll not match above her degree, neither in estate, years, nor wit; I have heard her swear't. Tut, there's life in't, man. Sir And. I'll stay a month longer. I am a fellow o' the strangest mind i' the world; I delight in masques and revels sometimes altogether. 121 Sir To. Art thou good at these kickshawses, knight? Sir And. As any man in Illyria, whatsoever he be, under the degree of my betters; and yet I will not compare with an old man. Sir To. What is thy excellence in a galliard, knight? Sir To. And I can cut the mutton to 't. 130 Sir And. And I think I have the back-trick simply as strong as any man in Illyria. Sir To. Wherefore are these things hid? wherefore have these gifts a curtain before 'em? are they like to take dust, like Mistress Mall's picture? why dost thou not go to church in a galliard and come home in a coranto? My very walk should be a jig; I would not so much as make water but in a sink-a-pace. What dost thou mean? Is it a world to hide virtues in? I did think, by the excellent constitution of thy leg, it was formed under the star of a galliard. Sir And. Ay, 'tis strong, and it does indifferent well in a flame-coloured stock. Shall we set about some revels? Sir To. What shall we do else? were we not born under Taurus? Sir And. Taurus! That's sides and heart. Sir To. No, sir; it is legs and thighs. Let me see thee caper ha! higher. ha, ha! excellent! [Exeunt. 151 |